Engel Does Things

“If you play to my Zev muse, you will probably win.”

“Breeding elves for their priceless semen.”

I had way too much fun with these.  There is a part of me that thinks I’m funny and it must be stopped.  Are these even ironically shitty, we just don’t know.  

Anyway, I told everyone on my Facebook that I’d make them a valentine from Cronus if they asked but let’s be honest, I would have done this anyway.  The last two are the same because reasons.  (#trollromo?  Asdfjk.)

p.s. the first one is called “anyway heres wonderwall.png”

It is an unlikely situation in which ‘left’ is the correct word to describe one’s entry into to the Circle of Magi.  He can admit that he is also curious, however.  It is certainly in his best interests to know the man holding his life in hand well.  The sparse few conversations he has thus far been allowed with the mage Warden would qualify as interrogations, considering how solely they have focused on Zevran himself, were it not for the utter candidness of the interrogator.

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Guess this’ll do.