War Machine

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★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

slightly nsfw (soft)

“kiss me… there again —”

“mm… please… i love it when you do that…”

“i love the way you touch me…”

“you’re ~ making me so hard…”

“you’re ~ making me so wet…”

“come closer; i want to feel you”

“your hips feel so good in my hands”

“your butt is so cute… i could eat it up ~”

“your pussy is so cute… i could eat it up ~”

“a–ah… that ~ tickles…”

“you are already turned on ~?”

“i can’t wait until we’re alone…”

“is it alright if i touch you here?”

“ ~ that’s my baby…”

slightly more nsfw

“can i take it in?”

“i am going to put it in now…”

“please… ~ i need you”

“i’m dying to feel you inside me…”

“you’re so ~ wet”

“mm… that’s right; spread a little more for me”

“you look gorgeous…”

“you look so hot like this”

“i love the way you blow me…”

“i’ll go slow for now”

“faster, please…”

“m–more…~”

“wanna… sit on my lap?”

“bend over baby… i’ll do the rest”

“god… you look so delicious standing like this…”

◽ “Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.”

◽ “It’s called KARMA and it’s pronounced ‘haha fuck you’.”

◽ “Zombies eat brains, you’re safe.”

◽ “Apology accepted, trust denied.”

◽ “If only closed minds came with closed mouths.”

◽ “You never learn anything by doing it right.”

◽ “You know what I like about people? Their dogs.”

◽ “You know what they call that feeling that you’ve heard this crap before? Deja Poo.”

◽ “You smell like drama and headache, please get away from me.”

◽ “I’m sorry I hurt your feelings by calling you stupid. I honestly thought you knew already.”

◽ “I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.”

◽ “I’d kill for a nobel peace price.”

◽ “My level of sarcasm has got to the point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.”

◽ “I’d agree with you, but then we’d be both wrong.”

◽ “What’s that? Am I free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive.”

◽ “Feed your own ego, I’m busy.”

◽ “Face your problems, don’t facebook them.”

◽ “Abracadabra! Nope. You’re still a bitch.”

◽ “I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.”

◽ “A wise woman once said "fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after.“

◽ "I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.”

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