someone you know is gay. someone you know is bi. someone you know is transgender. someone you know is starting to get into paul simon. think before you speak hate

I hate my life I’m going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] Graceland Graceland Memphis Tennessee

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

As a general rule I assume I'm evil and can't be saved unless I'm actively being given attention by several beautiful women

a socially isolated pervert is speaking. Listen carefully