"IT'S US AGAINST THE ZETAS"

omg i finally googled why some people see it as black and blue and why others see it as white and gold heres a good post

thanks science side of tumblr

You fucking asshole. How dare you take advantage of this situation

jerry though. perfect.

new year new me getting rid of all the fake friends im sick of the lies and the drama here's to a good 2006

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

HAHAHAGA YES !!!!!

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps" *dies of laughter*

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

this is kind of hot

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING COOL

some schools know how to have fun, and I was never in any of them

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"