RANBOO LOVED BALSA WOOD

i think now that dan and phil are public beeduo should announce that theyre exes

being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

is The Hog a metaphor? no. The Hog is unfortunately very much real.

is The Hog a sex thing? of course not, get your mind out of the gutter. The Hog is. well. a hog.

so what is The Hog and how does it relate to my love life? well my boyfriend lives in the middle of nowhere and his neighbor has a pig that they either let out or gets out (unclear) all the time. and i have yet to see The Hog but my boyfriend told me he’s not friendly. so every time i visit my boyfriend’s house i get out of my car and think about this hog. and go Oh God The Hog. what if The Hog is here to get me. this is a real problem i am having in my actual real life.

the thing with c!gnf and dxd is that the concept of a god obsessing with a mortal and keeping them in dream realm constantly to spend time with them is literally one of the coolest concept the dsmp had to offer. sadly it was offered and not delivered but oh well

you know i picked the colors cause i think blue white + pink is a pretty color scheme thats close enough to the original color scheme (grey to red) but in hindsight "i put ranboo in the transgender plinko" is way funnier

DSMP fans. where are you now? whatchu doing nowadays

cranboo would meet a happy ghast and start wondering if HE’S half ghast too. Yes they found old books and did research and even learned exactly what their other half is but like, what if??? They’d test it out w/ experiments arc part 2 and immediately learn, no, they can’t fly, shoot fireballs, or handle water. They also are definitely not from the Overworld. The particles would give them a hard ass time for it all and Z would send a letter in the mail calling him a dumbass. It would be ok in the end though because ghast tears heal so the new friend can cry for the both of them. Even if the answer to what he is isn’t an easy one, there’s a little creature he sees himself in.

awww your polycule featuring: guy that never gets what he wants, guy that's never allowed to keep anything he wants, and guy that's never allowed to want anything didn't work out??