Ender

Jeff hurry my bed is getting cold

FATHER FIGURE BRIAN YOU MOVE ME

imagine you're about to get freaky with jeff the killer and he's struggling to take off his skinny jeans

Smut authors HEAR MY CRIES

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

Literally me rn I’m supposed to be studying but I’m writing fanfics ✌️🥀

Saying anything about MY fav that I don’t agree with is gna get you AND your uber driver blocked

"i'll make it fit" holy fuck

Like bro no he would not r4pe a victim just go to sleep bruh he not letting you FUHH

Actually they’re my ocs and I CAN make them KISS no fic of mine will be free of Hoodsky/Brim

i need to know if this is niche or if other people in the creepypasta community also have experienced being harassed by that sadistic sacha asshole because they think their oc is more canon than everyone else's