The End Days of Advertising

Day 72: Self-appointed Agency Social Media "Guru" has no idea how his #iamcharlie campaign for Estée Lauder got so much pickup in the French market, but he's happy to take credit for a brilliant comeback of the iconic '70s fragrance.

Day 71: Account Planner's "Overarching Transmedia Engagement Strategy" is just a PowerPoint of keywords from some random shit he Googled while RedTube was down.

Day 70: Agency Bosses resolve to make more sensitive, diverse, and socially responsible ads in 2015. Go home, Agency Bosses. You're drunk.

Day 69: Creative Department celebrates 25 continuous days without a new case of venereal disease.

Day 68: Agency Christmas Party begins with morning booze, concludes with the traditional shouting of sexist things at Media Planners.

Day 67: Another #throwbackthursday, another excuse for the Senior Copywriter to Tweet that one award-winning ad he did in 1987.

Day 66: American Admen already creating plans to completely ruin Cuban culture.

Day 65: Agency Business Development Manager looking forward to office Christmas party, the one time he doesn't have to hide his daily post-lunch inebriation from coworkers.

Day 64: Passive-aggressiveness level of e-mails between Account Director and Creative Team upgraded from "extreme" to "totally fucking insane."

Day 63: Concerned about a lack of diversity in the industry, ad agency association puts its top white men in charge of finding a solution.

Day 62: Not-at-all creepy Creative Director asks Copywriter to set an iCal reminder for Kylie Jenner's 18th birthday: "I have an idea for a new Hardee's ad."

Day 61: New Market Research Director, just transferred from London Office, wonders when CCO will ask his professional opinion on something other than Kim Kardashian's "booty."

Day 60: In the middle of the preproduction meeting for a national anti-drug PSA, Associate Creative Director ducks out to review some additional market research.

Day 59: School supply client demands Account Manager "get Twitter on the horn" when poorly-thought-out hashtag campaign, #OurPenIsForKids, goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Day 58: Male Baby Boomer Account Planner explains to Gen X all-male Creative Team how "girls," 18-25, are easily influenced by "sexy ads without too many big words."

Day 57:  The team faces their biggest creative challenge of the entire campaign: How to spin glitter-stained receipts from Club Supersexe as "expensable."