Lolaisms

Translation: “I tried to swipe my swipe card to get in. It didn't work.”

Translation: “You can just send it telepathically.” 

Translation: “They’re a one-hit wonder.”

Translation: “Awwww! Is he dressed like Yoshi?!”

Translation: "There wasn't one person that didn't look like they came out of Sports Illustrated."

Translation: "He stole my thunder."

Translation: "He instilled fear in me."

Translation: "We can do the limbo." Confused limbo and zumba, and put them together.

Translation: "The X and Y axis."

Translation: "I'm gonna pack up with my cardboard box."

Translation: "That's a subsidiary of the other company."

Translation: A combination of strong willed and hard-headed.

Translation: "They had to use forceps on me when I was born."

Translation: "She blew her knee out."

Translation: "I'm not a germophobe or anything."

Translation: "Do you ever test your fate?"

Translation: "Guiseppe Luigi. It's like a home made Joe Louis."