You're just the last of the real ones

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

LET YOUR ART BE UGLY!!! LET YOUR WRITING BE BAD!!! DANCE OFFBEAT!!! SING OFF KEY!!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LET YOUR FEAR OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH PREVENT YOU FROM LEARNING AND ENJOYING NEW THINGS!!! 

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

I just wanna know how we all went to the same middle school?

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways