That's rough baddie

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

My friend is featured!!! ❤️ @enchantedmyth

OMG, i didn't know this was happening?????!!!!!!!!

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

How time has been moving post byler queerbait

au where bob never dies and he and joyce get married and she becomes joyce newby instead of joyce byers and hopper dies in season 3 and mike and el break up at the beginning of season 5 because they realize they're better off as friends and that their relationship wasn't healthy and mike figures out that he's gay and comes out to el and lucas and they both accept him and help him accept himself and the upside down slowly merges with hawkins and almost everyone leaves after season 4 until hawkins is like a ghost town and the military never get involved and it's up to the kids to defeat vecna by themselves while constantly having to deal with the vines and demogorgons and demodogs and mike wheeler has an epic crashout and he screams and cries and his internalized homophobia is addressed and so is will's and the truth about the painting is revealed and will realizes that mike has been giving him all the signals robin told him to look out for and will comes out to just his mom his brother and the party and mike and will get together and ted wheeler dies and nancy and jonathan never break up they have a huge fight but later on reconcile because they realize that their bond is much stronger than their shared trauma and they truly love each other and steve dies and robin and vickie get to go on their date at enzo's and vickie and mike have a heart-to-heart just like robin and will did and dustin's other friends are there for him, not just steve, and they notice when he gets beaten up and don't believe him when he lies about it and worry about him and help him recover from the trauma of losing eddie and it's made clear that the party are his best friends too alongside steve and that you can have more than one best friend (as a callback to the dustin and mike scene in season 1) and max gets out of camazotz with the help of the love and care and support of all of her friends, not just lucas, and max and el have a heartwarming emotional reunion and they talk about how much they mean to each other and max becomes blind and has to use a wheelchair after she wakes up and lucas is given importance outside of his relationship with max and will's powers and his connection to vecna are given more importance and patty newby is mentioned and the will and henry parallels are explored and vecna attacks all of the party members using their deepest darkest fears against them and defeating the mind flayer isn't easy at all and most of them get badly injured at some point during the fight and will and el are the ones who kill vecna and el doesn't die but she does lose her powers and she has to learn who she is without her superhero-like abilities and she starts going by jane because that's her real name and she figures out her true identity and she gets adopted by joyce and bob and years later she and dustin get together and they're a much healthier couple than jane and mike ever were and she finds kali and her crew all alive and well and they become sisters and she lives a free life with no one controlling her and they all live non-conforming lives because it turns out forced conformity was killing the kids. oh, and murray lives and becomes the low-key crazy zesty uncle who visits the byers sometimes and brings vodka with him