That's rough baddie

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

Content Warning: This story contains references to sensuality. Please keep that in mind if it makes you uncomfortable.

This week, we'll be reading Keeping Up with the Ketchums by IndianKnight on Fanfiction.net.

Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14513981/1/Keeping-Up-with-the-Ketchums

Author's Page: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/10834484/IndianKnight

Word Count: 4,361

Summary: Ash and Misty's happily ever Aftermath. Young and married and so in love, Ash and Misty are learning that "happily ever after" is just the beginning. Between duties, and a house full of chaos & love, their life together is equal parts swoonworthy, domestic, and ridiculous. A series of cozy, romantic, and giggle-filled snapshots about what happens after the journey ends.

Next Wednesday, we'll be reading Mixing it Up by DChan87 on Fanfiction.net.

Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12992949/1/Mixing-it-Up

Next Saturday, we'll be reading the ninth and tenth chapters of All For One by licoricejellybean on Fanfiction.net.

Chapter 9: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5216919/9/All-For-One

Chapter 10: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5216919/10/All-For-One

Post: https://www.tumblr.com/aamrnbookclub/817467418414907392/aamrn-book-club-multi-chapter-saturday-week-22

Previous One-Shot Wednesday: https://www.tumblr.com/aamrnbookclub/816555423865913344/aamrn-book-club-one-shot-wednesday-week-21-i

The Party playing the Pocky Game Part 2/3 ;D

Part 1

Tag list (anyone else just lmk if you want to be tagged for any of my ongoing Byler comics (Will's first kiss, Pocky Game, Will's mixtape) or fics (Charisma Check, Awkatncf - I'll write one more Chapter of this one at some point XD):

Mike is a sore loser. And also whipped so... Part 1 ;P

Steve needed the “it’s okay if your crush doesn’t like you back” arc, not Will.

Mike needed the “you’re braver than you think” arc, not Holly.

Mileven needed the “shared trauma doesn’t mean we’re compatible” breakup, not Jancy.

Byler needed the “I just needed you” resolution, not Lumax.

Either Willel or Elmax needed the “you understand me better than anyone” resolution, not Mileven.