put on your records and regret me

nothing makes me feel more alive than being insane about a little show

“the days we left behind” it’s very obvious you didn’t leave behind shit

Who did Paul McCartney sell his soul to in order to be making 10/10 albums while pushing 90

I’m currently at a listening party for The Boys of Dungeon Lane and it is all 65+ men and teenage girls… we’re so back

We’re almost at a point where the deniers are the crazy people and they have to do straight readings of songs and watch interviews to find proof that John and Paul were normal about each other

paul mccartney text updates be like "𝒹𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊...𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌...𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎?🐦‍⬛" and you'll be like YESSS and then he ghosts you

paul mccartney could come out Tomorrow and be like Yes John Lennon and i fucked. We were lovers and then we weren’t and it was incredibly tragic and i loved him the whole time and i never stopped loving him. And we kissed on the mouth and made love. and some 68-year-old music columnist who loves Fleetwood Mac but doesn’t love that Stevie Knicks got an abortion to do it would still be like You Can’t Be ‘Just Friends’ And Give Each Other Blowjobs Anymore. If Fucking A Man Is Gay Then I Guess I’m “Gay”. and a 13-year-old on tiktok would comment on the video thinking it’s a fanmade shitpost and say If u seriously support shipping mclennon block me :/ It’s not ethy

paul mccartney coming out was not on my 2026 bingo card

Old ass man like “I’m gonna start my nostalgia album with a horny one where I’m screaming and hollering at the top of my lungs”

I want to go back to the dakota and show John a video of Paul Mccartney on SNL last night singing days we left behind, still singing to HIM at 83. John was always afraid no one ever loved him well John there's your fucking answer.