Infamous Green

Dwarf Fortress is riduculous. a world I generated contains a manual on adhesives called "It Is Glue". it's 103 pages long and the game describes the writing as "completely serious, yes overflowing with sadness".

edging my scarab

didnt have to say that

i’m making loud noises illegal. don’t thank me all at once

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied

in my family we call this “getting the good bologna” because after my grandma got fancy bologna on sale she couldn’t go back

thank you guys for posting images for me to look at

Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Fuck the Megastructure?

she can't even fathom the scale of the megastructure

the baby elephant was found with out its parents. story of the baby elephant. one day the baby was born but it was alone so it cried . then the stork said baby you dont cry you put on your pants, buckle your shoem, make your wish and dream come true and baby could not believe his eyes or ears when he saw 1 million storks come true and 1 million dreams come true

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