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parenting stuffβ skip if you dgaf <3
over the past couple of years, as my kid gets older, i've been getting increasingly resentful of my mother and how she raised me. it sucks to be in a parenting situation and think, "well, i have no idea what to do, as long as i don't do that." (i have actually said to my kid, "i don't really know what to do here. my mom [did this], and it sucked. let's find a better solution, okay?") don't get me wrong, she wasn't what i would consider bad, she just wasn't necessarily good for what i needed as a kid. but we're visiting my parents rn and i realized i've reached a point where instead of feeling like that, i feel confident that (even though of course i fuck things up all the time) i am a better parent and i mostly do right by my kid. and that feels good.
there was a very minor situation yesterday that, in my childhood, would have been a major situation. and i handled it quickly and calmly and, this is key: did not make my child feel like a burden or an embarassment. my mom would have said "oh, for goodness sake" and made a big deal out of something very small and understandable. and even now, with her fucking grandkid, she was fine in the moment but she brought it up again twice later in the day! once in front of my sister and her wife!! i had to shush her!! have some fucking discretion. let a kid have some privacy, christ. anyway.
(this is not the situation that came up yesterday but it is key to understanding our relationship:) when i was in middle school and i got my first period, i didn't tell my mom for three days. if i hadn't stained a pair of pants, or even if i knew how to clean out bloodstains at the time, i probably wouldn't have told her. my kid tells me more than i ever would want to know and i am grateful for it every day.
anyway. today the gremlin and i are going on an adventure and i am letting my ten year-old be in charge of where we go and following her lead. it's gonna be fun as hell. here's to that.
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Portland, Maine, 7/21/26 πΈ lovelykeery
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DJO in Portland, Maine, 7/21/26 πΈ mafisonn
*kissing noises*

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Crissy and Eddie being platonic bffs.
Kevin talking about how amazing Joe is π₯Ή
Baltimore, 7/19/26 πΈ steddiestories
What if I start a trend called "No one nuts November" where everyone writes about their favorite characters having bad sex that sucks and isn't fun.
Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.
It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.
(Text version under the cut)
Theo Hagan, a twenty-five year old, picked up a ringing phone at two in the morning and now he's an hour outside of town to pick up his drunk fifteen year old brother and his equally drunk friends.
He's tired. He wants to go to bed. He's a little pissed that none of these bozos had an actually plan on how they were going to get home when they decided to go to an out of town college party but..
This is a good deed.
This is a great deed because he'd prefer it his brother didn't die (so he can kill him himself) and because good things happen to those who do good things, right?
Wrong.
Theo just got sucker punched with, "You're like a dad to me."
"No," He says to the drunk teen in the passenger seat of his car. "No, Steve. No, Iβm not."
"Yeah."
"No."
"You're my dad," Steve insists, slurs. Twists the knife in deeper and ages Theo twenty-five additional years. "Wish you were my dad."
"Iβm your brother," Theo says because it's more or less true. "Iβm like a brother to you. Not a dad."
"No," Steve shakes his head and then stops when the world shakes with it. "You're like - no, I mean. I wish you - I wish my dad was like. Was like you. I wish he was like you."
That was...better? Maybe. Not by much.
"Why?"
"You're nice to me," Steve says heartbreakingly simple. He takes a breath and then asks like every other overly emotional teenage drunk, "Do Tommy and Carol hate me?"
"No. If anything, they like you too much."
"They left me."
"They went into McDonalds to get us food before we drive an hour back home, remember?" He says, looking up to see where those idiots are and... "They're getting handsy. Great."
He lays on the horn.
Tommy and Carol stop kissing to laugh when Theo yells out the window, "Get in the car, assholes."
"Do you like me?"
"I love ya, kid," Theo says as Tommy yanks open the door to the backseat and spills in.
He reaches into the backseat to grab the food and to slap Tommy upside the head. He tells Steve, "You're my favorite."
from that time I had buzzcut!Eddie brainrot.

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Steve goes home alone...
Just some silly guys.
Established relationship steddie get wasted and go on a drunk adventure. (don't do any of this stuff)
So we're all drawing punk Steve now. :3c
gonna post more on tumblr!
hugs and buzzcuts

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Eddie when he fuckin' GETS YOU
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