Haiii

ykw. i think it may be time to relocate

how the fuck do i make my dash chronological

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

you know how it is with spaghetti

I still don’t know how the hell that works.

Why the fuck would language evolve in such a completely illogical way like this

fuck every last bit of this

@official-linguistics-post ?

Mr J replacement theory

Oh my god

that happens to all tomcats when you take their balls off

Buccal fat removal, cheek filler, eyebrow lift, laser resurfacing

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

what the fuck could this even possibly mean

you see people describing themselves as "loving food" or "loving music" and you scoff because who doesn't? and then it turns out there's people who genuinely do live in silence with a mayonnaise sandwich for every meal. world is so vast

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal