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Yeah, are you enjoying being married to me?

Maybe a little.

What? No, I’m definitely enjoying being married to you. 

You are?

Yeah, not your fault she’s overbearing.

You agreed to the arrangement though.

Mother has been breathing down my neck about the arrangement. 

Ah, I bet, that sucks, I’m sorry.

It’s going alright I guess.

Why do you seem down?

That’s good, you’re welcome.

How’s your day going?

Yeah, got a great deal so I was like why the hell not?

Nice, I dig, when that happens I will come out of the ac.

Oh yeah? Good to feel good about yourself. Good luck on your date.

Yeah. I’m hoping it goes well, so far I like him. Thanks.

I am actually getting a pool installed in a few weeks sooo you’re welcome to come over once it’s finished.

Oh, you are?

Me too, it’s miserable. The only time it’s bearable is when you have a pool or live by a lake. 

Which I have neither of, so I am taking cold showers and sitting in a small ac filled rooms. 

Oh your date, huh?

Yeah, I mean I had the hair and nail appointments before the date was a thing, so it was just good timing, but none the less, I feel good about myself and the date too.

Don’t you always look awesome?

I look especially awesome today, I decided to go all out for my date.

You and me both, it was miserable today. I was out for maybe two hours then I came home and didn’t leave again. 

I went out to get my mail and I immediately came back in and locked myself in my room and blasted the AC, I really hate when its hot like this.

You feel like you’re at peak performance because you had a hair appointment today?

Because I look awesome.