I got on the MerthurMobile and still haven't got off

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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

accidental litmus test for who at the office is a kinky bitch who likes to be bit because they just didn't bother to wear long sleeves

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

It’s a shame that classics like this get lost when everyone deactivates