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# 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐘𝐆𝐂𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒 ; 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐒 . . . . do you think we’ll need 𝘁𝘄𝗼 kegs ? an original s.tranger t.hings character , 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 ; 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 , the yearn for acceptance , 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 , self-reflection , party-girl lifestyle , and daddy’s money . est. aug. 2022
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IT’S ALL ABOUT THE YEARNING
❝ you need someone. let me be that person. let me be what you need. ❞
❝ look, i dunno if i’m the kind of person you need or even want right now. but i’m looking around and i’m the only one who’s here. ❞
❝ i never realized how much i needed you until you were the one person who wasn’t there. ❞
❝ you asked me once, if i would ever take a chance on us…maybe that ship sailed. but. ask me again? sometime— doesn’t have to be today. maybe tomorrow just. ask me again. ❞
❝ i know i can’t protect you from everything, but i wish you’d let me protect you from the things i can control. ❞
❝ i used to have so much faith. maybe not in deities or something but, in the world. the universe. i believed their was a purpose to it all. i’m not sure when i lost that. ❞
❝ have you ever had something…missing? like something just doesn’t feel right inside you but you don’t know what it is. ❞
❝ sometimes, i just need the world to be beautiful. i know how dark and ugly it can be but i just want to see something good and focus only on it for a few minutes. ❞
❝ i was sort’ve hoping you needed me. is that selfish? ❞
❝ people need someone to see them for what they are and not just see it but accept it. i want to be that person for anyone i can…but it can be so suffocating to be that person and also remain unseen. ❞
❝ sometimes i feel i’m being crushed under the weight of everything i’ll never be. ❞
❝ you’re looking at me but you’re not seeing me. do you know how that feels? just see me. please. ❞
❝ i want to deserve you. i’m trying to deserve you. ❞
❝ i know i fucked up. i know i did but don’t shut me out anymore. let me in. please let in. ❞
❝ every time you smile at me, i memorize it. i remember each moment that i get to be the one to bring out that light inside you. no matter what happens between us, that’s what i’ll remember. ❞
❝ i can’t help but think there’s got to be something out there for me, somewhere. just some place where i actually feel like i belong. ❞
❝ the world is so big. why do i never feel like i fit into it? ❞
❝ when i’m with you i feel like myself. i feel like every side of me is present and accepted. and i feel good about it— i feel good about who i am when i’m with you. ❞
❝ do you like me? i know you love me. i know you care about me but. do you like who i am? ❞
❝ i want to look in the mirror one day and not feel uncomfortable with my own reflection. ❞
❝ just take my hand and close your eyes. pretend we’re anywhere else but here. ❞
❝ so, what would you be? if you had to power to change all the things making you unhappy, what would your life look like? ❞
❝ do you even know what it does to me? every time i see you cry, any time you’re hurt even the smallest bit it just— do you realize how deeply you’ve imbedded yourself into my heart? ❞
❝ i don’t feel like a whole person without you anymore. i don’t fucking care if anyone else would say about that. you’re part of who i am now. the most important piece of me. ❞
❝ every time you walk away you take another piece of me with you. ❞
❝ i’m only really living in the moments when we’re together. the rest is just existing until you look at me again. ❞
❝ it feels like there’s a string around my heart and it’s connected to you. everywhere you go you’re just tugging me behind, pulling me towards you. ❞
❝ you’ve got me in the palm of your hands. you could crush me and i would still thank you for touching me at all. ❞
❝ i no longer know where i end and you begin. you’ve wound yourself around my soul so tightly, you’re all i feel anymore. ❞
❝ you’ve stolen my heart, the least you could do is tell me what you intend to do with it. ❞
❝ i don’t have perfect words. i’m not the kind of person who knows how to sound poetic and shit. so all i know what to tell you is that i belong to you. i don’t know if you want me. but i’m yours. and at this point however it is you need me, i’m here. ❞
❝ you’re the only thing that matters anymore. i can’t eat, i can’t sleep— all the goddamn cliches from every stupid movie and song. you’re all i think about. i’m useless except when i’m yours. ❞
❝ i haven’t stopped thinking about the way you laugh. i’m hoping i’ll get to hear it again. ❞
❝ when your eyes are on me, i feel like something worth seeing. ❞
❝ just let me look at you for a little bit. ❞
❝ i would do anything for you. all my lines and rules. they mean nothing when it comes to you. it’d cross and break them all just to make you happy. ❞
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<333 THE HAPPINESS I GET WHEN I GE THESE IS UNREAL, ILY <3
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@kaspb : ❛ wouldn’t it be the perfect crime if i stole your heart and you stole mine ? ❜
CHEESY PICK UP LINES
“Well, well, well . . .” Trailing off, a light smirk on her lips. Was he flirting with her ? Not that it was a shock really, this wasn’t the first time someone had, nor last. Yet, even she had to admit, she was a little taken back. “I suppose so’.” Leaning her body against a door frame, a hand poised perfectly on her hip. Of course, she would play into it, Madeline was a tease -- a flirt, it’s what she did best. “If you did steal it . . . What would you do with it ?”
munstrum:
once upon a time in some forgotten realm , a hero took a stand : today , on a muggy weekday afternoon in hawkins , eddie’s got hand on the doorhandle of his van and one leg inside . his sigh is less knight and more dragon - roar ; in his mind’s eye he faces a raging battle with some ice queen . already he hears the hiss and reprehension : he doesn’t need to carry some cursèd thing in his passenger seat , doesn’t owe service or shit to society when he’s ever the straggler left out in the rain . and there’s the rub ——— a grey cloud overhead rumbles its dark and sodden promise , and eddie throws his head back with an almighty groan . slide a sword into his belly and see him protest the same ! ; pain is pain is pain and his leather armour does little to dissuade it . beneath tattered denim and rusted steel , a soft heart beats and flutters , forgives the unforgivable , makes way for chivalry and mutters : ‘ ok , wait . wait ! fine . i’ll give you a ride . jesus . ’ furious for entertaining kindness and cruelty both , ( a knight in rusted armour wrestling with a dragon , pulling apart its already - gaping maw … teeth plunge into his palms , stain them red with blood . he is grateful for the blood . everyone bleeds : ) ‘ but i’m in charge of the music . no negotiations . ’
Madeline’s quick to turn around, an evil little smirk plastered proudly on her face. She’s won, as perusal. Of course, she had her doubts he’d just leave her -- which, first off: rude, was chivalry really dead ? Yet, with no surprise at all, Madeline gets her way. There’s hints of triumph in her steps towards him, and even though she can clearly see the instant look of regret and distain for agreeing, she ignores it. ‘ He should be so lucky ‘ : a nasty little though that crosses her mind, for someone so low on the high-school totem pole, this shouldn’t have been so difficult. Anyone else would’ve jumped at the offer.
Then, this was Eddie Munson, she doubts he really cared about climbing the social ladder. This was purely pity.
There’s a part of her brain that hesitates before reaching for the van’s handle, a small short circuit steaming from the fact she’s never opened a door for herself before. Which, is stupid -- but, even as she reaches out and opens the door herself she can’t help but think: Chivalry was in fact dead.
“I could give a shit what you play -- just don’t kill me.” A dry reply, followed by narrowing eyes. Madeline’s seen him exit the student parking lot, which has her second guessing this, but as the sky grows darker, she’ll have to just ‘ go with the flow ‘. There’s a huff as she climbs in, impatience continuing to drip off of her, this was going to be one hell of a ride.
He looked amused when he looked at the other, he couldn’t help it. “You’re not a very convincing liar.” He pointed out, trying to hide the smirk on his face. “Why don’t you tell me the truth?” He offered, leaning against the wall, his eyes never leaving her. “Afraid I cannot handle it? Trust me, I’ve probably lived through worse at this point.”
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There’s a mock look of offense on her face, a dramatic scoff, an even more dramatic hand against her chest, “Me, a liar ? ” And well, yeah, she was -- a liar that is. It’s what she’s good at. And while, she’s positive he could handle the truth, this was way more fun.
There’s little hints of teasing in both her actions and tone, and as a well known tease, she uses her ‘ evil trick ‘ more often then not. It’s a great deflective shield. “No, I truly don’t think you can.” A matching smirk of her own, testing the waters to see if he truly wanted the truth or would be satisfied with her unhelpful replies. “Wouldn’t want to scare you.” A mocking pout replaces her smirk, accompanied by a babyish voice usually reserved for children.
a dorky lil headcanon i just thought of aka ‘ what madeline does when she’s alone ‘ :
moonwalk to billie jean alone in her room, record player is on full volume, she does her best, but she’s terrible. madeline has yet to be caught. there’s like eight songs she loves and this is one of them, and no matter what she’s doing, pretending to study, etc, she will get up and dance around to this song.
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He almost misses it by a hair, catching the tailend of a flicker, and worries he’s stepped on a toe without intention, before he recognizes it - pain. "Ah.“ He averts his eyes and doesn’t push further than a brief sound of understanding. There are BONES pressed between the button downs in his closet too. Open wounds under his jacket pins. He understands. When a nerve is so far exposed, the briefest touch can sting it. He fears what he’s done is more reminiscent of digging a finger into the cut. ”I’m sorry for prodding. You can tell me if I’m being indelicate.“
The pace is resumed in the hopes they can leave the topic a few steps behind. At least she’s laughing. At him or with him, he can’t tell and finds he doesn’t care so long as she continues to. He looks at the lighter with a small sceptical smile and brows raised. His thing, huh? "I. Well, I would like to think-…” A small huffed laugh escapes him moments later. He can play along. “Actually. Fair enough.” Lighter guy sounds about right. He uses the thing for a different, more important occasion than he’d like to divulge. She’s right enough. “And what’s yours? Your.. thing?”
There’s a lazy wave of her hand, brushing it off. She’s not mad, not in the slightest, or bothered by it that much either. “Don’t sweat it.” There’s something that tells her he understands, in his own way of course. That she’s not alone in this, and Madeline finds plenty of comfort in that. She hopes one day she’ll be able to tell him, confide in him as friends do.
She ponders that for a moment, taking another drag of her cigarette, lightly tapping it with her index finger once its away from her mouth, excess ashes falling from the end and onto the ground. Did she even have a thing ? Actually, no, she did -- being a bitch was a thing, something she was good at. Then again, parties were also her thing, and -- wow, she really needed to revaluate her ‘ thing ‘.
“I don’t -- I have no idea.” ‘ Being a bitch ’ , comes to mind again. Maybe she’s being a little harsh on herself, but she can’t help it. “I still haven’t figured it out yet.” It’s an honest answer, followed by a small laugh. Madeline wonders what he thinks her thing is, considering she had just boldly pointed out his, even if was just an assumption. She doubts his thing was really ‘ carrying around a lighter ‘.
“What do you think . . . My thing is ?”
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given any other day she would have minded her own business , yet there’s a curiosity sitting in her chest that refuses to leave. maybe months of doing nothing has finally gotten to her. erin glances back at the pencil in her hand , tapping it against the table a couple of times before sighing and placing it down atop her book. ❝ does it have a name on it? ❞ the blonde turns back in her seat , nodding towards the paper. ❝ i doubt anything will happen if you turn it in. maybe you can find out who drew it? ❞
Now that, was a good question. She hadn’t bothered to check for a name at first, and as Madeline looks over the drawing, there isn’t a name -- but, there is a signature, or at least, that’s what it looks like. Upon further inspection, Madeline settles on it just being a missed calculated scribble. “No, there’s no name.” Pushing it with the tips of her fingers towards her.
“You’re probably right, I could just drop it off and let it be someone else’s problem.”
ok finally getting to some asks + replies, finna spam the dash rn
🐝 * ― 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐒𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒. ( since i’ve already made some dirty pick up lines, let’s have a few tame, more romantic ones. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ wouldn’t it be the perfect crime if i stole your heart and you stole mine ? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are. ❜ ❛ falling for you would be a very short trip. ❜ ❛ do you have a map ? i’m getting lost in your eyes. ❜ ❛ i’ll be yours forever. just tell me when to start. ❜ ❛ if you were a tear drop i would never cry for fear of losing you. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, i don’t know your name. can i just call you mine ? ❜ ❛ are you as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside ? ❜ ❛ i think the gaps between my fingers were meant for yours. ❜ ❛ there isn’t a word in the dictionary for how beautiful you look. ❜ ❛ why would i want to look at the stars when i can look in your eyes ? ❜ ❛ if beauty were time, you would be forever. ❜ ❛ when i think of you i smile, and when i smile i think of you. i don’t know if it’s the thinking that makes me smile or the smile that keeps me thinking. all i know is i’m always thinking of you and smiling. ❜ ❛ my heart forgets to beat the moment i see you. ❜ ❛ is your dad in jail ? because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. ❜ ❛ you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line. ❜ ❛ i just want you to know that when i picture myself happy, it’s with you. ❜ ❛ you are my compass. without you i’m lost. ❜ ❛ the only flaw in your entire body is your lips ― they’re not touching mine. ❜ ❛ excuse me, i seem to have lost my heart. i think you must have it. ❜ ❛ you make my life easier with your disarming smiles. ❜ ❛ perfect will be making you mine forever. ❜ ❛ i think we are made for each other. ❜ ❛ you are a walking art exhibit. i could study you for days. ❜ ❛ i now believe in angels. do you believe in fate ? ❜ ❛ i’m not a photographer but i can picture me and you together. ❜ ❛ do you have wi-fi ? because i am really feeling a connection right now. ❜ ❛ well, here i am. what are your other two wishes ? ❜ ❛ are you lost ? because heaven’s a long way from here. ❜ ❛ you spen so much time in my mind, i should charge you rent. ❜ ❛ if you are a fruit, you would be a fineapple. ❜ ❛ i am not drunk honey, i’m just intoxicated by you. ❜ ❛ i am a man of few words. you are beautiful. would you like to go out ? ❜ ❛ you know you have the most amazing smile ? ❜ ❛ i was gonna say something really sweet about you but when i saw you i was speechless. ❜ ❛ you are deserving of masterful poetry, not mere words. ❜ ❛ are you a magician ? because whenever i look at you, everyone else disappears. ❜ ❛ i am not your first love, but i would love to be the last. ❜ ❛ i was blinded by your beauty, so i’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. ❜ ❛ i know i don’t have a chance, but i just wanted to hear an angel talk. ❜
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i have been humbled by my snapchat story 👍🏻 anyway ,, harry AMAZING as always
today is my harry styles concert and i cant wait to be a menace on social media. debating on posting my outfit on mun monday, we shall see <33
