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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

me: *thinks about you* me: *hearts appear above my head*

@empty-is-the-horizon

self care is drinking 20 red bull’s behind a 7-11 and astral projecting 1000 years in the future to kill your alternate reincarnated self

Tfw ur hands r cold so u put them between ur big meaty thighs like ur own personal flesh toaster rb if u agree

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever