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why must my headcanons be "canon compliant"? is it not enough for them to be wish fulfilling, specific to my extremely niche interests, and gay?

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under the night’s eye.
part one | with @hokagesfirst
i. She reaches out for him accidentally-maybe. But she has been under him for so long physically, mentally, always; that Mito can’t tell if her prison is fortune if she’s going crazy because she wants him to care about this. If nothing else Hashirama should care. Mito swallows spit, as she holds the suspending thought; to make him care to make him notice.
why don’t you notice me?
Mito hasn’t told anyone, not even her sisters or the overly attentive handmaids that roam through the manor dropping their heads when she enters a room and lifting them to chirp once she has walked out of one.
everyone else does.
It is the last hour that the night sky would remain this dark. The world, she figures is blanketed under it’s gale so maybe this moment won’t be counted against her-amongst all the sins she has committed in this life, her accidental touch between their sheets in the bed they were made to share should count for something more.
She laces her fingers with his and places his hand against the small hill of her stomach. She lets his broad hand rest underneath her night gown,it leaves her quietly afraid being exposed like this .
It isn’t much she’s only three weeks along at the most and in this moment the one where the night hides all vulnerability, Hashirama says nothing and Mito almost thinks that he swiped his thumb underneath her belly button she thinks she felt his warm hand caress her skin maybe in curiosity but instead, he lifts his hand and turns to his side of the bed.
ii. Mito never forgives herself for the first one. Maybe Hashirama doesn’t either it isn’t like she can tell with him. She has no need to read his features when they are alone, he is overwhelming just by merit and power and right. And everyone loves him and for a moment, for one moment in the night she had thought that maybe she could grow to love him as she grew his first born. Well, it was supposed to be their first
“There.” Mito grits through her teeth, “I have the power now.” She’s holding her stomach hard, the bottom of her tunic ripped to shreds as a demon seal sits branded into her skin. The nine tails is hers now, not Hashiramas, not Madaras, hers alone.
“Neither of you deserved it anyway.” Mito can feel her insides incinerate with heat and hate and an ungodly presence that leaves her shaking on the ground.
She tells it to hold on, to be strong to stay but Mito knows her body and all she can feel now is the kyuubi through the linings of her veins to the valves of her heart, the monster is everywhere and her child is not- not anymore.
“Please… stay.” She cries as she holds her stomach even tighter and maybe Hashirama thinks those words were meant for him but she feels him come closer, standing over her as his hand those big strong hands run in her slick hair. Mito’s breath hitches the moment she looks up at him and then the ground begins to soak in her blood.
(From Izuna) "What sort of animal, would you associate yourself with the most? And why?"
“A whale.”
She says it with certain, dazing at the imagery of being such a majestic creature deep in the belly of the oceans, unasuming, unafraid of the dark and the blue. She remembers in the old rituals when she was a little girl, the shamans and the Uzumaki elders doting her over the ocean waves, speaking ancient words to sully the seas and please their ocean gods. When they held her underwater she could hear the song of whales, the soothing hum of something more.
“They’re marvelous creatures really. And they’re hard to find. I like the fact that they’re usually left alone.”
mythology meme: creatures (¾) — kitsune
physically, kitsune are noted for having as many as nine tails. generally, a greater number of tails indicates an older and more powerful fox; in fact, some folktales say that a fox will only grow additional tails after it has lived one hundred years. kitsune also have the ability to shape-shift, and may take on human form, an ability learned when it reaches a certain age—usually one hundred years, although some tales say fifty. common forms assumed by kitsune include beautiful women, young girls, elderly men, and even young boys or young adult males. these shapes are not limited by the fox’s age or gender, and a kitsune can duplicate the appearance of a specific person.
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Mito's Seals- Soul Seals.
Mito has a seal that's usually thought to be a tattoo around her bicep. A simple black band she's had since she was a child. It's said to be a soul seal- and kept inside is the alleged soul of her mother who was rumored to be an Oni (a kitsune or other yokai no one really knows). Mitos maternal mother died/ has been missing for many years and shes only heard of her through word of mouth from other maternal figures through Ashinas side or his other significant others who can remember Ashina back then.
Soul seals are a tricky matter - not so simple as sealing souls in inanimate objects but the ones attached to other living bodies. Its said the soul seal is a back up life force if anything dire happens to the living body it posses, others say that it's a key/guide to the afterlife, while other believe it is a curse as well as a blessing to carry on the memory and the soul of another so physically.
Mito can't say for sure if any of the above is true but she does feel an indescribable weight, thoughts that are not hers, memories that come in vivid dreams. As much as this soul seal is said to be extremely powerful she can't really back that notion with evidence as of late.
Although she admires that this particual soul seal is colloquially also known as a "love mark".
Mito has two soul seals - one for her maternal mother and the other she produced herself for her first unborn child that she miscarried, although the band is thinner compared to the first and missing spaces across its width.
The Prospect of Marriage, Beliefs and Rituals + The Uzumakis.
-Pertaining to my Mito, she did not want to marry Hashirama (those were her initial feelings). Although, depending on plot and writing partner etc, feelings may change and grow; this relationship to me comes out pretty complex because of the situations they were in. But in summation Mito did not want to marry Hashirama and those are her initial feelings. She did not want to marry anyone but because she is Ashina’s first daughter and child and the ways of the Uzumaki were changing as nations grew it was a political move to marry her to a Senju. (A weak point yes, but we make due with what what “canon” gives us).
To be frank, Uzumaki hatred goes much further than Naruto’s time before Mitos time. These were people who dealt with demons their early ancestors probably practiced a form of shamanism/witchcraft and even sacrificial rituals. You see a flock of red hair in your village and the next day someone goes missing.
And down the line as chakra grew more prominent as what we see in the Naruto Universe “Buddhism ” “Shintoism” etc became more mainstream. Uzumaki’s still had their own beliefs and rituals. After marrying Hashirama, Mito still wanted to practice her own so the Uzumaki Shrine was created (for multiple reasons not just sentimental).
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i hate picrew! but i love my demon lady.
real short to-do list:
-write an overview and character sheet for a project
-make some uzumaki blogs
-finish drafts on here
-try to get to inbox/dms
-do it on “them”
izunaisms:
Three days before the harvest moon, the quiet, muffled debate took place within the discreet underbelly of the multi-level terraced mountain known among the noble clan as the Hideout. Between the lips of five souls, the decision-makers, a controversial proposal was broached and a perilous plan was hatched.
「 “They send their generals instead of their leader. Hikaku, Naka, and I are properly ranked. My prowess is second only to my brother – who is away but in accord. Confident I will perform this diplomatic mission with excellence. ” Izuna said, standing tall and imperious to the left of an empty throne carved of stone that he was next in line to inherit.
One of the four elders, the last to speak, countered, “And if you fail, Izuna-dono? Should you not return and fall prey to a web of their seal mastery, we suffer a grievous loss in power, our heir, and a blessed Mangekyou —”
Izuna’s calloused thumb ran over the smooth sharp transparent glass trinket in his palm borne of his own fire and that ever-proud smile that dared the world ignited.」
「 “It is foolish to refuse to eat because of the chance of choking. ”」
It was agreed the Uchiha would go to a meeting point of the Uzumaki’s discretion. Scouting out the area for hidden troops, hints of ambush, and treachery became Izuna’s first priority. Naka was sent out alone ahead for this purpose. Upon Naka’s findings, one hidden inked symbol written in unrecognizable brush strokes, contingency and counter-measures were immediately weaved and knotted like the tightest of safety nets.
Wrapped firmly around Izuna and his fellow soldiers as they observed the three Uzumaki to their satisfaction while obscured deep in the canopy of oak woods before their figures unfolded to greet the oldest friends of their mortal enemies.
It was a mistake on the Uzumaki’s side to display their tension visibly because in allowing that flicker of unease, they revealed that it was not the barking dog who held the authority, nor the twitching grasshopper with his fingers hovering over his weapon, but the woman who was the only one of her people to remain still and composed upon their arrival. Unmoved but for a telling cautionary touch against her comrade’s arm. Without a single word, two of her fingers was enough to relax the posturing man.
She gazed at each of the Uchiha squarely, unreadably, her thoughts her own prisoner behind her wall of a porcelain mask. Izuna grew up beneath the authoritarian wings of a Clan Head for a father, an outstanding kunoichi and clan matriarch held in high esteem for a mother, and now the towering shadow of his powerful older brother. He recognized authority. And it was she, with dried blood for wound-up hair and liquid mercury for eyes who possessed the mantle of influence.
❝ I, Uchiha Izuna, Heir of the Uchiha Clan, and generals Hikaku and Naka, come to you honorable generals in peace as an emissary on behalf of Lord Uchiha Madara seeking to kindly propose and negotiate a mutually beneficial alliance between us and the Uzumaki Clan.❞
Izuna’s keen gaze, irises so dark they absorbed the light like black steel, shifted slowly and steadily to each counterpart then directly honed in on the female general’s gaze with the confident piercing sharpness of a perfectly balanced blade. ❝ If we may proceed discussions with your permission, we are prepared to undergo negotiations forthwith.❞
Ryosake and Jhora were perfectly up to date on who they would be meeting today, what would be the risks, what would be expected of them, each man in high esteem to their clan and most importantly to Mito. Ryosake had been a general far longer than she had been alive and Jhora, the youngest among them was on his way to greatness. Yet neither of them were chosen for this negotiation because of their merit, or their respect or experience. They were simply good liars, practically actors on stage when needed. And Mito knew every negotiation had to be a good show.
As the Uchiha, the one she could not sense spoke she survived the men among him and finally sensed that he spoke to her and her alone.
“We expected Uchiha Madara, how do we know you Uchiha Izuna, Heir of the Uchiha Clan will speak in accordance of your clan, not of your own feeble will?” Ryosake spoke firmly. His grim stare settling on Izuna.
Jhora wore the faintest of smirks once Mito took the crisp silence as her turn to speak, her voice firm, deep, saturated.
“Forgive my comrades abruptness, we as Uzumaki’s care little of heirs.” Her eyes turned cold now, stark to finding reason and truth behind this call. “Forthwith, you Uchiha Izuna came here in regards to negotiate. We on the other hand came here to listen and if there is anything to listen to, perhaps then we can come to a compact.”
Mito slowly nodded at Jhora signaling to release the hidden seal beneath all of them -if any of them had stepped closer the seal would of went off and so would their heads. The ground finally beamed with light nullifying the sigal between them. Mito stepped forward between her two men and walked toward the Uchihas carefully. She was lightly armored all in black, the ox blood of her long hair draped over her broad shoulders, she stood and carried herself practically like a man, a general in her own right. She pushed a hand into her pocket in a small satchel, the trinket still felt cold between her fingers before taking it out and throwing it to Izuna to catch. “Speak then.”

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real short to-do list:
-write an overview and character sheet for a project
-make some uzumaki blogs
-finish drafts on here
-try to get to inbox/dms
-do it on “them”
“Nobody wants to do it - not real change, not soul change, not the painful molecular change required to truly become who you need to be. Nobody ever does real transformation for fun. Nobody ever does it on a dare. You do it only when your back is so far against the wall that you have no choice anymore.”
— Elizabeth Gilbert
“But a chair, sunlight, flowers: these are not to be dismissed. I am alive, I live, I breathe, I put my hand out, unfolded, into the sunlight.”
— Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale
Also making Uzumaki Ocs because what else am I going to do?

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Nonverbal RP Starters
I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!
Neutral
☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point to something for my muse to see
🤙 Bump into my muse
😊 Sit down next to my muse
🤨 Sit down across from my muse
📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse
✍️ Pass my muse a note
🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse
🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking
Aggressive
🐺 Growl at my muse
😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse
😠 Death Glare at my muse
🙌 Push/Shove my muse
👊 Punch my muse
👖 Kick my muse in the shin
👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
😵 Knee my muse in the gut
💀 Knee my muse in the groin
🔪 Point a weapon at my muse
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar
💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily
Angst
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention
🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick
🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up
👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying
👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare
🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare
😭 Hold my muse when they are crying
😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret
💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears
💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment
⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma
Soft
👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt
🐈 Lean against my muse’s side
🤝 Hold my muse’s hand
🤗 Pull my muse into a hug
🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee
🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]
✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand
🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes
😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them
🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse
🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse
😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek
Playful
🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair
✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder
💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance
🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing
😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse
😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse
😱 Make a silly face at my muse
🤭 Tickle my muse
👃 Poke my muse’s nose
💪 Pick my muse up
Sensual/Sexual
💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss
💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss
💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss
💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss
❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss
🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way
😉 Pull my muse in by the hips
😲 Smack my muse’s butt
💋 Kiss my muse’s neck
👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage
👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse
👀 Push my muse down on the bed
👄 Pull my muse onto the bed
my brain: mito and kyoshi
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