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Heya, what'd I miss? Been busy exploring this new place. Yeah there's a portal in my office, turns out if you drop a knife at a perfect 90⁰ degree angle while making a sandwich it'll open up some gateway. Anyway the CRT is very much alive and a tv-head humanoid robot thing. So did anyone die yet or... Someone tell me the goods
You have received the following product: time.
-Employee 597
Oh sweet, well I'm sure I've got pleeeentttayy of time right here. More time for the collection.
So the CRT Tv can speak now. Somewhat. He hears anythin' I mutter, and he replies via broadcast signals. He says hi, by the way.
Hey if the robot uprising ever happens I'd probably be spared right
Are you sure that whatever you're smoking is clean? Or maybe you smoked too much?
Hey, I haven't hit the bong in the last 45 hours. Which sucks and I could really go for a smoke right 'bout now. No but really it's real and 111 has some kind of thing with it, apparently. Would invite you in to see this but I'm gettin' the vibe that you'd report it or somethin.
So the CRT Tv can speak now. Somewhat. He hears anythin' I mutter, and he replies via broadcast signals. He says hi, by the way.
Hey if the robot uprising ever happens I'd probably be spared right
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Hey, know any Mikes around here?
-420
Mike’s on a little.. “𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓱” right now‼️ I’ll let 🕺YOU💃🫵 know next time I see ‘𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞.’
-The 💥𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓁🍾 employee “one-hundro” eleventeen is OUT!!🛸
Okay so who let the spam email employee guy get access to the whiskey
guys did i. did i tell you about the juice. you know the [Juice!]
[Don’t get it on your shoes!]
The juice? No no what's the juice I think you should tell us. Hold on. One sec I think the antennas of this tv just twitched. Okay no I'm listening what's this about the juice
get that [CRT!!!!] out of here! [it] doesn’t need to know about the [Juice]. i will not share the [juice] until it’s out of here.
Hey what's wrong with the tv? I don't think it's done anything. Wait. Has it. Did that thing grow legs and punch you or something?? I don't think it'd hear you anyway. Probably. Besides, what would a tv even if it knew? Don't think it'd use it to become a star or anything.
[I] will not [share] any further. that [CRT!!] knows what it [did]. what [I] did. now tell [it] to shoo, i can’t let it know about the [JUICE!!]
I mean I could just close the door. I don't think he'd hear through it. Wait. Wait what do you MEAN it knows what it did. What you did?? Is that why it keeps broadcasting static when you look at it?? Did you punch it or something. It came kind of damaged from the supplies management but I fixed the guy up. Good as new. Did you somehow get into 597's supplies..??
[597]’s SUPPLIES?! what do you [think] [I] am! a [creature]? you know, the [Juice] is looking awfully [fun] to talk about [Right. Now.], i’m sure you’d rather hear about the [Juice] instead of whatever that [CRT!!]’s past was! it’s not [interesting] at all! no! it’s quite [BORING!!] if i have anything to say about it! which [I] do not!
Dunno. Are you some kind of rat or creature? Hey what if I want to hear both. Why not both? Both is good! If it's just plain ol' juice I can't imagine it being less boring. Okay wait so you DID do something to the guy. You're implying it. Shouldn't like. I get to know. Since he's in my office now. Or something. I wanna hear both things
a [creature], of course not. now, a [rat]? you’re just being [RUDE!!]. and, on another note, both is [greedy], pick [1!!!]!!! you only get [1!!] [JUICE] or [No JUICE!]. [You] need to pick [NOW!!]! you either get the [JUICE!] or the [Sob Story] of that [CRT]. i will not budge from [that] offer. [Juice] or [Cee Arr Tee].
Hey you asked! Kind of? Curiosity kills the cat I guess. It ain't greedy, both is good! Plenty of things have two or more things. Can I just pick one and choose the other later? Well. Wait. Technically you just told the coffee one about the juice. So I wouldn't need to hear it again. Hmm. Hard choice indeed... Let's go with the sob story then
[FINE!] sob story it is, [THEN!]. you better [Sit tight] and [Listen], because this is a [DOOZY!].
you see, this all goes [back]. way [back].
remember when the [Building] first started [hiring]? [they] stuck me with [Who?? Do you Remember who]. a [Reall [CHRONIC WATER DRINKER]. we split our [Work] apart, got the [good] stuff done just fine. [Someone] who would help me even with the [Plants]! it was [Great!] up until [Turn up the JUICE!] but eventually [Turn up the JUICE!]. and now, [Make Sure You Don't Get It On Your Shoese!].
did you [Get] all of [That?]?
Holy shit you divorced the tv
Uhh. Kind of?? Up until the last bit at least.
guys did i. did i tell you about the juice. you know the [Juice!]
[Don’t get it on your shoes!]
The juice? No no what's the juice I think you should tell us. Hold on. One sec I think the antennas of this tv just twitched. Okay no I'm listening what's this about the juice
get that [CRT!!!!] out of here! [it] doesn’t need to know about the [Juice]. i will not share the [juice] until it’s out of here.
Hey what's wrong with the tv? I don't think it's done anything. Wait. Has it. Did that thing grow legs and punch you or something?? I don't think it'd hear you anyway. Probably. Besides, what would a tv even if it knew? Don't think it'd use it to become a star or anything.
[I] will not [share] any further. that [CRT!!] knows what it [did]. what [I] did. now tell [it] to shoo, i can’t let it know about the [JUICE!!]
I mean I could just close the door. I don't think he'd hear through it. Wait. Wait what do you MEAN it knows what it did. What you did?? Is that why it keeps broadcasting static when you look at it?? Did you punch it or something. It came kind of damaged from the supplies management but I fixed the guy up. Good as new. Did you somehow get into 597's supplies..??
[597]’s SUPPLIES?! what do you [think] [I] am! a [creature]? you know, the [Juice] is looking awfully [fun] to talk about [Right. Now.], i’m sure you’d rather hear about the [Juice] instead of whatever that [CRT!!]’s past was! it’s not [interesting] at all! no! it’s quite [BORING!!] if i have anything to say about it! which [I] do not!
Dunno. Are you some kind of rat or creature? Hey what if I want to hear both. Why not both? Both is good! If it's just plain ol' juice I can't imagine it being less boring. Okay wait so you DID do something to the guy. You're implying it. Shouldn't like. I get to know. Since he's in my office now. Or something. I wanna hear both things
a [creature], of course not. now, a [rat]? you’re just being [RUDE!!]. and, on another note, both is [greedy], pick [1!!!]!!! you only get [1!!] [JUICE] or [No JUICE!]. [You] need to pick [NOW!!]! you either get the [JUICE!] or the [Sob Story] of that [CRT]. i will not budge from [that] offer. [Juice] or [Cee Arr Tee].
Hey you asked! Kind of? Curiosity kills the cat I guess. It ain't greedy, both is good! Plenty of things have two or more things. Can I just pick one and choose the other later? Well. Wait. Technically you just told the coffee one about the juice. So I wouldn't need to hear it again. Hmm. Hard choice indeed... Let's go with the sob story then
guys did i. did i tell you about the juice. you know the [Juice!]
[Don’t get it on your shoes!]
The juice? No no what's the juice I think you should tell us. Hold on. One sec I think the antennas of this tv just twitched. Okay no I'm listening what's this about the juice
get that [CRT!!!!] out of here! [it] doesn’t need to know about the [Juice]. i will not share the [juice] until it’s out of here.
Hey what's wrong with the tv? I don't think it's done anything. Wait. Has it. Did that thing grow legs and punch you or something?? I don't think it'd hear you anyway. Probably. Besides, what would a tv even if it knew? Don't think it'd use it to become a star or anything.
[I] will not [share] any further. that [CRT!!] knows what it [did]. what [I] did. now tell [it] to shoo, i can’t let it know about the [JUICE!!]
I mean I could just close the door. I don't think he'd hear through it. Wait. Wait what do you MEAN it knows what it did. What you did?? Is that why it keeps broadcasting static when you look at it?? Did you punch it or something. It came kind of damaged from the supplies management but I fixed the guy up. Good as new. Did you somehow get into 597's supplies..??
[597]’s SUPPLIES?! what do you [think] [I] am! a [creature]? you know, the [Juice] is looking awfully [fun] to talk about [Right. Now.], i’m sure you’d rather hear about the [Juice] instead of whatever that [CRT!!]’s past was! it’s not [interesting] at all! no! it’s quite [BORING!!] if i have anything to say about it! which [I] do not!
Dunno. Are you some kind of rat or creature? Hey what if I want to hear both. Why not both? Both is good! If it's just plain ol' juice I can't imagine it being less boring. Okay wait so you DID do something to the guy. You're implying it. Shouldn't like. I get to know. Since he's in my office now. Or something. I wanna hear both things
guys did i. did i tell you about the juice. you know the [Juice!]
[Don’t get it on your shoes!]
The juice? No no what's the juice I think you should tell us. Hold on. One sec I think the antennas of this tv just twitched. Okay no I'm listening what's this about the juice
get that [CRT!!!!] out of here! [it] doesn’t need to know about the [Juice]. i will not share the [juice] until it’s out of here.
Hey what's wrong with the tv? I don't think it's done anything. Wait. Has it. Did that thing grow legs and punch you or something?? I don't think it'd hear you anyway. Probably. Besides, what would a tv even if it knew? Don't think it'd use it to become a star or anything.
[I] will not [share] any further. that [CRT!!] knows what it [did]. what [I] did. now tell [it] to shoo, i can’t let it know about the [JUICE!!]
I mean I could just close the door. I don't think he'd hear through it. Wait. Wait what do you MEAN it knows what it did. What you did?? Is that why it keeps broadcasting static when you look at it?? Did you punch it or something. It came kind of damaged from the supplies management but I fixed the guy up. Good as new. Did you somehow get into 597's supplies..??
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guys did i. did i tell you about the juice. you know the [Juice!]
[Don’t get it on your shoes!]
The juice? No no what's the juice I think you should tell us. Hold on. One sec I think the antennas of this tv just twitched. Okay no I'm listening what's this about the juice
get that [CRT!!!!] out of here! [it] doesn’t need to know about the [Juice]. i will not share the [juice] until it’s out of here.
Hey what's wrong with the tv? I don't think it's done anything. Wait. Has it. Did that thing grow legs and punch you or something?? I don't think it'd hear you anyway. Probably. Besides, what would a tv even if it knew? Don't think it'd use it to become a star or anything.
guys did i. did i tell you about the juice. you know the [Juice!]
[Don’t get it on your shoes!]
The juice? No no what's the juice I think you should tell us. Hold on. One sec I think the antennas of this tv just twitched. Okay no I'm listening what's this about the juice
So any news about the divorcee TV?
Oh yeah. About that. I think it developed some kind of sentience. And abandonment issues. Attachment issues? Ehh... it's either one of the two. Actually no. I think it's both. It doesn't... enjoy being left alone in my office?? Like. If I leave it with some kind of bird or stuffed animal it's completely fine. But if I straight up leave for eight hours it hisses at me. Also the tv is in some kind of situationship. I really want to know what kind of hell of a nasty divorce this poor thing went through. Beginning to think it witnessed some kind of family parting aswell
i may have pulled off my biggest scheme yet
an entirw serve r rack
all mine
mwehehe
What the hell. Dude. My job. Actually you know what? Sure keep it, less repairs for me
[money]. thats what [i] need
You could even call it kromer!
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can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess
Wanna hit the blunt together
-420
108 was leaned up against a wall in the employee lounge and clutching a long since emptied Styrofoam cup
Are you kidding? This is the dullest party I think I've ever been to, and my only frame of reference is family gatherings. Do you have any good stuff or is it that weak shit again?
Ehh... I mean, it could be WAAAY worse. Kinda enjoying how mundane it is. Feels... hm.. lively I guess. Glad the folks 'round here are havin' a grand ol' time at least. 420 had been resting his elbows behind his head, sitting down on the floor in such a position that god knows how it could ever be comfortable. Weak??? Hey, it ain't my fault you're buildin' a tolerance. Or just prefer the strong stuff. Some of us actually like that faint whiff of zaza while working, mind you. Can't really get much done while I'm as high as balls. Well. Don't get me wrong, that's great too. But that stuff's for office time and not on the move. Okay no I've been high as fuck while repairing stuff. Ughhh... I got some edibles and a decent blunt. Take your pick. Be glad its somethin' at least, bastard.
I'm building a tolerance just by standing near you, ugh. You're a walking contact high.
108 pushed his glasses up and slid down the wall to sit next to 420
Give me the blunt, lord knows I need it more than you.
Uh huh, but you're not movin' away. Wonder why that is, hmm? Oi, catch! 420 laughed before reaching out into his bag and pulling out a blunt, tossing it at 108. Yeah, you definitely do. At least things can't get worse, am I right? Oh. Wait do you also need like a lighter.
108 flicked out a lighter in the shape of a skull and lit the blunt
If we get in trouble for this I'm blaming the hell out of you.
He took a hit and immediately began coughing
Shit man- ack I didn't even breath that deep!
Hey don't blame me, you're the one who wanted it! Idiot. Nice lighter though, it suits you. No really, it does! Of course you'd have somethin' like that 420 grimaced, slowly raising an arm and patting 108's back What was that, again? Somethin' about my stuff being too weak? ...No but are you good. Like. Should I get someone orr..?
108 kept coughing, but shook his head no
Nah- nah don't. I just haven't smoked in a hot minute.
Once he regained himself, he offered the blunt to 420
You're making puppy dog eyes at me, just take a damn hit already.
Whaaaat? Noo I'm noooot! No idea whatcha talking 'bout. But if you insist.. He snatched the blunt, sighing contently after he took a long hit. Now that's just what I needed. Uh. Do any of the games here spark any interest to you? Don't really see anything too fun asides from the snacks. Wait. Wanna go raid some of the food?
