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@employee183
Hi… I’m Evren :] 22 years old… maybe a bit of an alcoholic… but I’m nice! You can ask me anything! Just…pleaseeee be nice or I might break down crying.
(not exactly trying to bring back the employeeverse but I do like Evren as a Parable OC so I’m keeping him alive here)
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Can anyone hear me…? Is anyone still here…?
Idk what happened to the employeeverse but I've gotten back to drawing my beloved little Evren (@employee183) since he's on my island along with Bud (@lapis-the-rock-muncher’s old #182). Oh and there's @envy-elio’s Doc, such a silly little guy….
Did Bud get fired?
No, Bud got run over by a lawnmower. I-I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.
So, Bud fucking DIED. Sorry I haven't been at work, I’m just really upset rn.
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Your office is now filled up with birds.
Bud- BUD! THERE ARE BIRDS NOW!! BUD DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE BIRDS!!!!!
( @lapis-the-rock-muncher )
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, RELEASE TOXINS????
NO DONT KILL THEM!! I DUNNO?? OPEN A WINDOW?????
Ohhhhh
Done!
Just say that next time…
I was trying to get you to use your brain for once…
Your office is now filled up with birds.
Bud- BUD! THERE ARE BIRDS NOW!! BUD DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE BIRDS!!!!!
( @lapis-the-rock-muncher )
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, RELEASE TOXINS????
NO DONT KILL THEM!! I DUNNO?? OPEN A WINDOW?????
I found this thing outside. I’m keeping it :D his name is lil the second cats re my therapy 😌👍✨🧂
-employee 407
Awwww! Watch out, the birds in my office might get out and steal Lill The Second-
🧿🧿
U-uhm.. H-hi?……… I think I need to tell me doctor to amp up my medicine I'm seeing just random piercing blue orbs now…
oh shit did you fall into the worm hole?? come home immediately that universe sucks.
A-all I see are eyes. Stop looking at me. Stop judging me. It wasn't my fault.
Your office is now filled up with birds.
Bud- BUD! THERE ARE BIRDS NOW!! BUD DO SOMETHING YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE BIRDS!!!!!
( @lapis-the-rock-muncher )
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I write Stannator fics on company time.
What is that about?
Wdym… what are you talkin’ bout..
The fics you are mentioning. I was just curious what they were about, it's not something I recognise
Oh, it's about an omnipresent being and a normal guy and their doomed yaoi… It's just what I do when we aren't we busy…
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I write Stannator fics on company time.
What is that about?
Wdym… what are you talkin’ bout..
You have received the following product: time
-Employee 597
I got time? Uh… thanks?…… well I can write more Yaoi on my typewriter since I have- time?
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I write Stannator fics on company time.
Forgot I had this account… hi guys! I’m back from the hospital, how's it going around here…?
I don’t everyone else is doing so well. Ever since the party, we’ve had more incidents with dead ends. Not me though, but it’s still worrisome. Reports keep piling up…
Oh dear… if you need any help with them I can help out. Just to lighten your workload a bit
That’s sweet, thank you. Together, we can give them their solace. ^^
Yea! … exactly how much is there…?
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597 goes back to their office, still draging @employee172 along. They push aem to sit onto a chair, before sitting in front of aem.
Now, you should have received both some help for your foot, and consequences for your action. To determine how the printer blood may have affected you, I will have you go through a few tests. To start, please answer the following questions:
Employee number?
Function?
How long have you been working in this office?
What exactly do you do in this office?
What is the first memory you can recall?
What are your thoughts on eternity?
What time is it currently?
What do you feel in your foot?
Please describe the following emotions: anger, sadness, happiness, hope, fear, love, dread
What are your thought on eternity?
What is your employee number?
What is your function?
Describe how your desk is organised.
Oh boy…
Employee number is 172, and my function is… to be the janitor??
I think I started working here around. Um.. Good question actually..
I mostly clean up 918’s glitter. And take care of the rats.
Eternity terrifies me. Surely we won’t be here forever?
Uhhhh I don’t have a watch so I’m not sure what time it is…
My foot HURTS. What on earth even is this thing??? It sure doesn’t feel like a normal foot.
Anger is temporary, sadness is eternal, happiness is expected, hope is both powerful and fragile, fear is consuming, love is an interpretation, and dread is unavoidable.
Eternity isn’t possible. I mean surely nothing can exist forever.
172
To mop
I don’t really have a desk, I’m just the janitor. The broom closet is usually pretty organized, though.
No, this is not what I asked you. I asked you to describe how the emotions feel, not what you think of them. Do you think you can try again?
Don't worry about the foot by the way, once this is done, it will feel normal again.
Hmmmm. Anger is angry, sadness is sad, happiness is happy, hope is hopeful, fear is fearful, and dread is dreadful
Interresting.
They quickly take notes on a notebook. 172 can quickly read the following before they move away: 'Emotions seems impacted, to the exception of fear. Maybe a case of PEOS? Will have to experiment with the...'
For the next test, you will have to stay here for some time.
They hand xem a stack of paper and ka pen.
Please write without stopping what comes to your mind. I will be back in a few hours.
They point at a camera fixed to the ceiling.
I will be watching you.
Wow…. I can’t even remember writing all this. Hopefully 597 will come back soon. Its office is kind of boring.
597 comes back in the office, looking annoyed. They grab the notebook and start to read it, not showing any emotion at the mention of their employee number.
Interesting. You know what else is interesting?
They pause for a second, considering the best way to say that.
I've heard you playing games with 784 and 111. Now that wouldn't be a big deal, but in case you aren't aware, my office and 111's office are separated by 4 floors, and you still managed to talk to them as if they were in the same room.
I'll have to run a few more tests, especially a blood test.
Without any warning, they draw some blood from you, storing the samples for analysis.
I will be back soon to give you the results, but I'm afraid we'll have to do blood replacement therapy. In the meantime, please continue writting in the notebook.
Bloo- BLOOD REPLACEMENT THERAPY?!?
Yikes.
Any shot I could get some coffee while I wait??
They come back to their office a few hours later, holding a stack of paper.
Didn't have time to get coffee, but I can make you a tea if you want.
Now, the results are not as bad as expected. By destroying your foot, the printer ink only mildly impacted you, which is great news. You have already experienced some emotional disconnect with a very mild lost of your sense of self. It is unclear whether or not it will come back on its own, as both cases have been documented, so you will have a weakly checkup, and specific therapy might be implemented. Apparitions and hallucinations are common as well. This is nothing too worrying but will have to be monitored in the next few days. The only new thing is that ability of yours to communicate through long distances that seem to have appeared with this. It seems harmless enough and does not constitute a reason to keep you here any longer than necessary, but a monitoring will be required as well, and I'm sure @employee070 will be happy to note those new observations in the database.
So, we will now proceed with the blood replacement therapy, and after that, I will let you go back to your work. Your foot will be done growing in around a week, but in the meantime, I would suggest taking it easy.
They leave the office for a few minutes, and come back holding a large container labelled 'Employee 172 blood'.
Do you have any further questions?
….ability to communicate across long distances, you say?
(I’m sorry everyone, it must be done)
@employee-425 @employee-159 @employee407 @employee183 @employee070 @employeee420 @employee-254 @employee-742 @employee-528 @employee510 @employee597 @employee111 @employee143 @employee108 @employee-918 @employee-786
*whoever is in radius hears a muffled voice*
WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVEEEEE
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I-
…
And now we wait :)
This is definitely for science. Yup.
I was napping in the corner... Whats going on?
Forgot I had this account… hi guys! I’m back from the hospital, how's it going around here…?
I don’t everyone else is doing so well. Ever since the party, we’ve had more incidents with dead ends. Not me though, but it’s still worrisome. Reports keep piling up…
Oh dear… if you need any help with them I can help out. Just to lighten your workload a bit
