Empires Deep Lore

Okay so I know we've all been crying and mourning the canonized deaths of all the emperors in empires smp, but have you noticed that like, not everyone is there??

Here's a list of all the ppl in the crypts (as far as I've seen there could be more and i could be forgetting a few)

Pearl s1 - "The Goddess"

Fwhip s1 - "The Tinkerer"

Fwhip s2 - "The Goblin"

Gem s1 - "The Wizard"

Gem s2 - "The Dawn Princess"

Jimmy s1 - "The Codfish Boy"

Jimmy s2 - "The Sheriff"

Shubble s1 - "The Gnome"

Shubble s2 - "The Witch of Evermore"

Katherine s1 - "The Sheep Queen"

Ren for some reason??? - "The Red King"

Katherine s1 - "The Sheep Queen"

Joey s1 - "Ruler of the Lost Empire"

Joey s2 - "The Pirate King"

Pix s1 - "The King of Copper"

Pix s2 - "The Archeologist"

Joel s1 - "The Mezalean King"

Joel s2 - "The God of Thunder"

Lizzie s1 - "The Queen of the Ocean"

Lizzie s2 - "The Mayor of Animailia"

Scott s1 - "The Elvish Emperor"

Oli s2 - "The Bard"

Now this is probably just because Sausage (since he made it) had limited space or he was just picking emperors that were played by people participating in Misadventures as a fun little easter egg for them

BUT IN THE LORE-

Okay before I start to ramble I want to clarify some more things, the list above is just a list of people who had names on their crypts/were named in their "boss" battle (those being Shubble s1, Katherine s1, and Joey s2, as ppl who became individual bosses/enemies for the person running the crypt to fight). That being said, there is also a phase in the crypt where you have to kill several skeleton sheep, and in his episode Sausage refers the them as Blood Sheep, there is also a larger tomb labeled "The King", where the players can bring raw gold to get more dungeon loot. I'm going to infer through these two references that Sausage s1 aka the Mythland King is also in the Crypt.

Also Pearl s1, Gem s1, and Fwhip s1 all had their tombs in the same room as the "The King"'s crypt, so that is probably a room dedicated to the Wither Rose Alliance, further proving that Mythland Sausage is probably "The King".

Although she does not have a labeled tomb, False from s2 is also likely buried in the crypt, as by looking at Lizzie's mc skin history she has several recent skins with skull heads, likely used as decoration for the dungeon, one of which has False's goggles on it. (in case you're curious the other skull skins were Oli s2 (had his hat), Pix s1 (had his crown), Joey s2 (had his hat), and a 4th one that has some sort of markings on the side which i'm choosing to interpret as axolotl gills for Lizzie s1 although it's not quite clear)

Okay future me here she does have a labeled tomb it's called "Emperor of Cogsmeade" it just hadn't been shown in any of the youtube povs I watched

There is also another few crypts, those being "The Withered Man", "The Vampire", "The Protector" (which might be katherine s2?), and "The Warrior" (and the Warrior's Companion so I don't think that's Katherine as she didn't really have a dog)

So here's the list of emperors who were NOT in the crypts based on everything we've gathered;

Katherine s2

Scott s2

Sausage s2

The majority of this list is s2, which makes some sense

But I think that raises another question

How are Pearl and Sausage from s1 in the Misadventures crypts?

Pix in s2 discovered their tombs in the catacombs in empires s2

It's very possible that they were moved, but STILL

so uh yeah

just something i noticed

The Goddess needs wheat and there's a sunflower nearby.

The Tinkerer needs redstone. And yep, that's where he called it xD

"Sausage built this place. This is an Empires references, isn't it? That's… that's definitely definitely a Grimlands reference right there. A wither rose needs redstone? Rose bushes around it? Yeah, definitely [an] Empires season 1 reference. "And then, right over here, oh the Goddess! A sunflower! I wonder who that's supposed to be a reference to… Sausage."

"Aaaand the wizard. Yep. Okay. Yep. Amethyst. Yep. There it is. There… oh, those eyes rolling is perfectly timed, uh-huh."

Looks like it isn't only Empires references, too. Ren is in this SMP, and here's a brief glimpse of the tomb of the Red King:

I think we now know why Lizzie was collecting those Empires S1 and S2 skulls. They're going to feature in one of these dungeons, aren't they? We've already seen decorated skeletons attacking the players who are raiding the dungeons.

And once there is a child do they actually raise the kid? Or are they just sent to a random smp to survive. Like imagine you just random spawn in one day with the dna of Lizzie and Joel but they just send you off to some random smp. Would you even know you’re the love-child of Jizzie?”

Anyway I don’t think any CC that isn’t a parent irl or roleplayed one on an smp would be a great parent in this fanchildren scenarios. Grian would cook an omelette and Scott only works best as the gay uncle not a dad.

So as far as joel lore in esmp2 is concerned, you make a baby by:

Each parent must bring a special representative block/item (in this case, it was a block of raw gold from Joel and a rail from Jimmy.)

Running around a christmas tree twice and saying 'I want a baby' twice. They both held their items as they did this, unsure if that's a necessity.