would you take me home

Look all im saying is that at this point in time Pink Diamond as Rose Quartz is the only gem in the entire show with cleavage, even the real Roses dont have cleavage. Pink really saw some humans walking around and went “idk what the fuck those chest sacks are but i want them.”

but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won’t.

I can’t….believe….Someone did this….to me.

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

i wanna pull up with lingerie under a trench coat before i die

i love animal crossing because there’s no end goal forced on you. you dont have to pay ur loan, u dont have to get a complete house upgrade, you dont have to do ur fuckign job as mayor, you can just sit at home in your shitty one-story fruit-themed house and enjoy some fuckin vaporwave KK Slider and eat a fuckin peach. food is infinite and life is good.

the fact that i am attracted to men after seeing how they act in public bathrooms is evidence that sexuality is not a choice. also, the fact that i still am willing to transition knowing it means i have to use men's public restrooms for the rest of my life is evidence that gender is also not a choice.

can john mulaney do another netflix special i need new reaction images

she's been carrying youtube on her back for a decade she fucking deserves several naps