Roman’s Horny Sideblog

What started as a quick trip to the Hollyberry Kingdom quickly devolved into Pitaya throwing a hissy fit. Pun intended, of course; Some stranger had dared to flirt with you in front of the “legendary red dragon”, which led to Pitaya clinging to you and glaring at the poor cookie who thought you were attractive.

It wasn’t long before they left, definitely uncomfortable after seeing the way Pitaya was glaring at them, baring their teeth as their arms wrapped around you. They rested their chin on top of your head, huffing into the hair there. It would be cute if it weren’t for the fact they were really pissy throughout the whole trip.

As you guys passed the gates of the kingdom and start walking along the dirt path, you feel a rough grab to your shoulder, being dragged off the path and into a secluded clearing.

Pitaya narrowed their eyes at you as they crowded you against a tree, their teeth still bared as their tail swished in an agitated motion.

“That cookie had no clue how unworthy they are of your attention,” They hiss, burying their face in your neck and breathing in as they settle their clawed hands on your hips. “They don’t know who you belong to. That you belong to the legendary red dragon of legendssss…”

Pitaya ground their hips up against yours, growling as they do so. Their arousal rubbed against your own, causing you to gasp. It was hard to say you were surprised when this was truthfully a common occurrence with them…

Their grip tightened on your hips as they brush their sharp teeth against your flushed dough, seeking every gasp and choked sound you let out in response.

“You are my mate and mine alone… Underssstand?”

You open your mouth to respond, only for them to grind your hips down against theirs, interrupting your original response as you moan instead. They grin cockily seeing you do so, enjoying the flustered glare you shot their way.

“What were you going to sssay? You can do better than moan againssst me, can’t you?”

“I’m—“ Again, they grind against you, the delicious friction making you gasp again. You grip their shoulders, unable to hold onto your frustrated expression. “…I’m your mate, Pitaya Dragon Cookie…”

They snarl in satisfaction, lapping at your neck before biting down harshly, working now to leave evidence of their claim all over your neck. You were their mate, if anyone dared try to take you again, it won’t end as nicely. They push your pants down roughly, earning a nervous yelp from you due to the quick movement.

It didn’t take long for them to have your front pressed to the tree, their hard cock sliding between your legs and the spines along it teasing your skin. Pitaya didn’t waste anymore time, spitting onto their hand and slipping their fingers in one at a time. When they got one in, they worked in the other, slowly spreading you out to help you take their draconic cock. You felt your legs begin to tremble as they slip in a third, teasing your front with the two unused appendages.

“You take me ssso well, mate,” Their forked tongue grazes your ear as they pull their fingers out, a small sigh leaving your lips at the loss. The disappointment was cut short, however, as the sharp tip of their cock presses against your newly spread hole. “Tell me… How good does the legendary red dragon fill you?”

You open your mouth to respond, but it hangs open again as you let out a startled moan from them pushing inside quickly. Damn, third time they hit you with this trick and you fell for it again.

You bite your lip to stifle the sounds you make as you stretch around them, adjusting to the size. Though your attempts to muffle your pleasure fall flat as they reach around, one clawed hand tracing your abdomen and the other catching in your mouth, forcing it open.

“Do not sssilence yourssself,” They hiss into your ear, growling as they begin to grind in slow motions to help you adjust more. You moan pathetically as their claws press against your tongue. “Let the dragon of legendsss hear you ssscream for them.”

You couldn’t even try to hide the embarrassingly eager whine that left you. They drew their hips back before thrusting forward with enough force to push you up the tree and knock the air from your lungs.

They start a fast pace, growling and grunting into your ear as they rut into you ruthlessly. You were trapped, the bark of the tree digging into your palms as you drool on their fingers. The moans you let out were loud enough you were sure someone traveling along the dirt path that wasn’t so far away could hear you loud and clear.

But Pitaya didn’t care, did they? If anything, it just told everyone else that nobody could ever make you feel as good.

Their pace somehow quickens, your thighs shaking as you feel your release tie a knot in your gut. Pitaya didn’t stop, and if anything, their movements became all the more ruthless as you feel their knot catch at your entrance.

“Take my knot,” Pitaya bites your neck again roughly. “Ssscream about how good I make you feel.”

You couldn’t form a coherent sentence, only able to babble pleas of mercy. The spines on their cock drove you wild, scraping against that particularly sensitive spot inside you repeatedly. You feel the knot in your gut tighten before finally snapping, causing you to arch your back and let out a particularly loud moan.

Pitaya takes the opportunity, grunting before slipping their knot into you, grinding against you as you feel their own release pour into you in long, hot spurts.

They pant against your neck, still keeping you pinned against the tree as they fill you full of them, rubbing their face against you to cover you in their scent.

Once your orgasm finally subsided into smaller twitches, they carefully pull away, though not entirely.

One problem - they forgot how long their knot lasts. So they scoop you up carefully, bringing you to sit in the grass with them. They wrap their wings around you to shield the beautiful sight of their debauched mate in their arms from anyone else.

It was a sight meant for them and them only - they would make sure of such. They purr as they cradle you in their arms, nuzzling you and nipping softly to leave even more marks on your neck.

• 7 inches, thick and uncut. Veiny.

I think in general she would like petplay. Dark Enchantress likes having a feeling of power over her lover’s pleasure, having you leashed to her is a beautiful sight. She loves seeing you beg, seeing you work for your pleasure by pleasing her - having a leash makes it easier for her to make you obey her commands.

She’ll put you on a leash, scratch your head, call you good boy/girl, whatever you prefer. That also means she’ll degrade you like the mutt you are.

“Be a good dog and listen to your master.”

YES MA’AM!

I also think she’d get off on you calling her master/mistress or just any general phrase that could refer to her being some sort of hierarchy status above you. Empress, calling her ma’am, etc. Again, she likes having a feeling of power over you.

cws: gn!reader, pregnancy/eggpreg mentions, amab pitaya and ananas, the dragons have godly sex drives, pitaya loves being rough w you

Pitaya Dragon Cookie:

• Probably has a sex drive as bad as mine and that says something. Almost every day and sometimes multiple times a day. They’re very easily aroused and are more than eager to help you with your own arousal.

• Cum. Sooo muuuuch cum. It’s hot and thick. One big dragon dick with a knot big enough to plug it all inside you, making sure you’re swollen with an egg or a child… Even if you can’t even get pregnant; They’re too deep inside you to care.

• Growls, grunts and groans. They’re snarling, clawing and biting at you while they absolutely ruin your holes, stuffing you full and gnawing at your shoulder. They love leaving their mark on you, showing off to literally everyone that you belong to them. They insist it’s their way of marking their territory and that all dragons do it, but truthfully, Pitaya’s just much worse with it.

• Their mating season is somehow still worse. It was already bad outside of season; But when you feel dragon’s valley grow hotter than average, you better be prepared for them to bend you over every surface for hours at a time. You aren’t leaving their cave.

• By the end of the week, your throat is raw from screaming and Pitaya’s still knotted to you. You’re covered in bites and scratches and your skin is probably scorched in a few places. They’ll come around and apologize eventually, but until their knot finally comes undone, you’re pressed into the mattress roughly. Then they’ll take you to a hot spring or something and get you some food. Not many people can survive their rut, so you deserve a bit of a reward.

Ananas Dragon Cookie:

• They are, in fact, much calmer than Pitaya in regard to their sex drive. But dragons naturally have a higher sex drives, so you can’t really escape that one. They’re much more thorough in their work, however; Rather than several times over days, it’s all in one long session every few days. Clear your schedule the next day.

• Ananas’ cum is more thin and milky, but because of a lack of a knot, they cum much more to make up for it. They also have two. Oh, and it tastes like pineapple.

• Ananas isn’t super rough with their marking. Just the occasional soft nip at your neck, but most of it consists of drowning you in their scent and hearing your voice crack with every thrust. They know they’re the only one who can make you feel this way. That’s enough for them.

• Mating season is the worst. You aren’t leaving their palace, let alone their nest; It’s pretty much any dragon’s dream to have a legacy, especially when there’s already such small numbers of their species… Truthfully, they’re more reasonable to someone without compatible reproductive organs, but when you do? Even if you’re a mortal, and can’t technically carry a draconic child? You’re going to feel so full of them by the end of the week you don’t know if it’s even impossible with how much they stuffed you.

• Aftercare monarch, we’ve discussed this. Even in the haze of rut, they’ll take care of you. They don’t want to hurt you and still want you to be healthy - long baths or showers under a waterfall are their favorite forms of aftercare during their ruts. Mostly because they can also immediately wash away their massive release so you aren’t uncomfortably sticky for a few hours.

the more i write the more i realize i’m really into being bred and honestly i don’t know if i can be mad about that chat. these two can tag team me

Yeah, he likes being able to see your face twist in pleasure, seeing you so beautifully lost in the feelings of lust. He’ll probably make you look at him specifically. He wants to see your attention on him while he ruins you, see your eyes water while he hits that spot inside you in just the right way…

And if his helmet is off, so help him, he’s going to have a hard time keeping his lips away from yours.

• Medical roleplay. I’m saying it over and over because I think that would be a big one. That, and lab roleplay. Acting like you’re some test subject of very unethical experiments is something she will gladly do if you’re into it too.

• Knifeplay, dare I say. Well, more like with medical tools. She won’t actually do any major harm, at least, unless you ask for it. Consent is key! Even in unethical work environments.

• She’s an absolute dominatrix. Dominant femme queen. She loves holding your heart in her hand (figuratively) and squeezing it while uttering the most filthy things to you. She’s got you in a collar with the most degrading petname on it and scratching your chin, praising you like you’re a dog. (I’m a nasty dog 🐕 /silly)

• Also loves tying you up, specifically in the air. She’ll find some way to have you tied to the wall, or even from the ceiling. She likes seeing you helpless.

• Her praise and degradation would be hella mixed. From calling you the dirt on her shoe to saying you’re doing surprisingly well. Mostly backhanded praise.

“Oh, dear, you’re taking it so well! It’s a shame that this is just the beginning and that I know you’ll be writhing in a few minutes…” *queue ominous giggle.mp3*

• She loves loves LOVES seeing her partner suffer from pleasure. She will overstimulate you into the heavens and then mock how silly you look with your mouth wide open, your throat raw from begging.

• When I say degrading, I mean degrading. She’s telling you to get on your hands and knees in front of her and kiss her high heels until she deems you worthy of extra attention.

• Given the fact Dark Enchantress is White Lily Cookie, she also knows anatomy quite well. She knows every sensitive spot and she memorizes yours so she knows exactly how to make you beg for more.

• Did I mention she likes to make you beg and work for a reward? No? Well she does. She likes seeing you so desperate and whiny for her. She also loves fucking you stupid. She loves to tease you with foreplay until you’re writhing beneath her. This woman loves her strap.

• She gets off more on seeing her partner suffer, so she doesn’t really feel the need to be pleased, but if your idea of a reward is giving back, she’ll allow it. Just don’t expect her to stay under you.

• She also just likes to bite you. If you like being bitten, she’ll do exactly that. Just pray that they’re coverable marks.

for sure, legs trembling and all 😇