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Character has 2 PhDs: either they did a dual degree program and are braggy about it, had a life-changing experience after their first degree and pivoted their whole career, or they find the structure of being a PhD student, despite all its stress, more comfortable and familiar than the stress of finding a Real Job and have a very indulgent advisor.

Character has 3 PhDs: who keeps accepting them to PhD programs. Either this person needs psychological help or their department needs to be investigated for its academic standards. Probably both

Fairy 👑 Princess Levy 

All of the other tomato plants are about 6 times his size. Even the smallest out of those have about 15 to 20 tomatoes on them, and I’ve always harvested maybe two dozen from the rest already.

But Harpo? He’s worked all summer and busted his arse to grow those two wee tomatoes you see. He has a few more flowers that are trying to grow into tomatoes as well, but If they manage they will be tiny.