The Daily DilEmma

If I was JK Rowling I would tweet "All of Pan-Serbia gets one wizard school" and turn off my phone

99.9% of farts you see in internet videos are fake. Social media platforms need to do more to cut down on the spread of fake farts. #fakefarts #fraudulentflatulence #tarnishedtoots #puttingthegasingaslighting

On this lesbian visibility week I'd like to dedicate this post to all the lesbian knights and Ladies. May you cut down your foes and find sweet love in each other's embrace.

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

both kinds?

…there’s two?

hang on let me google something real quick

we should all implode and die forever actually

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war