Emma

“abs or biceps?” in this generation a brain would be fabulous.

The communist kangaroo would do numbers on tumblr

Kangaroo. It/Its. Communist. Vietnam Vet. Nazis will be boxed. Penguins DNI.

Someone would ask "how can you be a Vietnam veteran and a communist 🤔" and it would answer "I was with the Viet Cong, idiot" and this would break containment and people would argue in the notes whether that's serious, a joke, even possible, satire, bait, based, cringe, problematic etc

i love being a little freak on tumblr nobody can stop me

is somebody gonna match my freak? (I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies, and I will love you as the banana peel loves the shoe of a man who was just struck by a shingle falling off a house. I will love you as a volunteer fire department loves rushing into burning buildings and as burning buildings love to chase them back out, and as a parachute loves to leave a blimp and as a blimp operator loves to chase after it.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME GET WHAT I WANT

I love a conversation where both people are just as curious abt each other