emma

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

D. infection

mary was a little whore apparently   

*doing teacher evaluation* idk you but ive seen u around school and u seem chill hmu sometime rate: 9

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

gays are too much. i hate us

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂