Super Ultra Mega Sloth

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

The last living person from the 1800’s died in April of 2017. She watched the world change beyond her wildest dreams. I wonder what the oldest living person from our current society will see within the next 117 years.

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

The Acronym for the Wonder Woman sequel will be WW2. The setting wrote itself.

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome