your watch is broken

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

Bella, staring directly at Edward: No Irina, my daughter is a perfectly normal human. Her jump was the result of an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it.

twilight au where Edward doesn’t save Bella from the car but she survives anyway bc she has an adrenaline rush it’s very common you can google it

I love how Twilight established that the Cullens were batshit for baseball and then it was Never Brought Up Again

twilight au where Edward still has reservations about turning Bella but one day they’re having a picnic in the meadow and she starts choking on her food and he completely blanks and forgets how to do the heimlich so he just screams in panic and bites her instead