Hashbrown: no filter.

“They said the thing!’ 

My spirit animals? 

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

not sure

I remember doing eXACTLY THIS WHEN I SAW THIS EPISODE

Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.

i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

And in time it came to pass that Leonardo DiCaprio, who was already a millionaire, won his meaningless bobblehead for playing pretend in some snow. And the LORD spake then unto the people, saying: “Lo, I have granted thy prayers: be content therefore, and obey the LORD thy God, and make no more memes.” But the people were foolish and sinful, having made idols of the Meme, and heeded not the voice of the LORD: and the new memes were plentiful and did multiply. And the LORD spake unto them again, saying “Please, stop: this hath not been funny since like 2013, if then.” But the people ignored him, for they were on their phones, tweeting #FINALLY LOL . And the LORD regretted then that he had made man: and wise men likewise regretted that they had been made.

IM FUCKING SCREECHING

what the fuck is this

this is why god doesn’t talk to us anymore

This is my favorite Bad Lip Reading ever.

I want to buy this song

I have no clue what this is from but the pun is too good to not reblog. 

i wish animated lizzie mcguire would show up and act out what’s going on in my life