Emilie

Clean your face. You're a mess.

the one word where morty figured out this wasn’t really rick.

Deadpool: It’s a teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. I am legally required to pull a Batman.

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[Image Description: a crossover comic featuring Spiderman and Deadpool talking on the phone with Danny Fenton from the cartoon Danny Phantom featured with Deadpool. Deadpool is drawn on a blank white background, Spiderman is in an alley with a man webbed up behind him. Danny is lying on the ground beside Deadpool.

Deadpool: Hey spider-bae, I’d love to start with a snappy one-liner but we’re going to have to settle for a cold open because I just found a dead teenager in a dumpster and– Spiderman: (interrupting him) You found a what!?!?! Deadpool: (pauses to nudge Danny’s body with one foot) Deceased teen. Un-alived adolescent. Expired juvenile. Spiderman: Oh my god… Deadpool: Yeaa (drawn out), except he didn’t stay dead. The little shit jumped up, dabbed at me, and then ran straight into a wall and knocked himself right the fuck out. (Deadpool picks Danny up slightly off the ground by the back of the shirt. Spiderman face palms.) which like, points for execution, but anyways~ how do you feel about adoption? End Description]

Danny… we have to talk about your “Success Face” 

After School Ghost Theory 101 with Professor Fenton

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[Image ID: A four page comic that starts with Danny Fenton standing in front of a whiteboard holding up a white cat. “Question: Do ghosts purr?” 

Tucker: “Danny when was the last time you slept?” Danny: “Irrelevant.” 

Danny info-dumps: “The answer is yes, but also no. Technically, all beings that possess a core are constantly “purring”, a.k.a. Core Vibrations. Core Vibrations are a nonverbal, emotion-based communication system between Ghosts, similar to how some living species use pheromones to communicate. The exact tone of each ghost is different the same way people’s voices are different. Humans can only hear these vibrations when the frequency passes through their audible range (20Hz - 20KHz), hence the ‘purring’ sound. When the range dips into infrasound (16 - 20Hz) it can cause feelings of fear and unease in humans that they often associate with ghosts and the supernatural. Also known as the ‘Heebie Jeebies.’”

Danny, wiping off the whiteboard: “Any questions before we move on?“

Danny’s audience consists of Wes Weston, Tucker Foley, Sam Manson, Danny’s clone Ellie, and Dash Baxter in a classroom. Wes is seated at a desk at the front taking notes. Tucker is sitting on Sam’s lap playing on a Switch, Ellie is sitting on a desk behind them. Dash is asleep at the back of the room.

Ellie, now holding the cat: “Is this Vlad’s first cat!?” Wes: "Could you tone down the floating eyes before the next part? They’re kinda distracting.” Danny: “What eyes?” Wes: “Please stop gaslighting me.”

A transparency trick on the last page reveals dark shadows and eyes all around Danny when viewed in dark mode. /.End ID]

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