⚓ Real is a thing that happens to you ⚓

actually the best part of the new superman movie is the fact that lois and clark have been dating for only three months because that means clark fell so hard he told her his whole ass secret identity in 90 days. fucking u-haul lesbian behavior.

Elphaba: If anyone hurts you, I’ll hex them. Glinda: (teary eyed) Oh, Elphie... Fiyero: She literally watched me walk into a wall yesterday and said, “natural selection.”

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

You were born the bastard of a Duke and a foreign dancer. The Duchess always looks at you with a pained expression, which you thought was due to her husband's infidelity… until you learn that she had fallen hopelessly in love with your birth mother as well, and you were her spitting image.