fuck

One of the most bittersweet feelings has to be when you realise how much you’re going to miss a moment, while you’re still living it.

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

Oh, he’s good.

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

I can phil it collins in the air tonight

(via ZamudioJason)

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

i like to stay up at night because the world feels like it stops for a few hours and you don’t have any responsibilities