never stop learning

Why would I be in a bar if I wasn’t?

Because you can still try to mooch drinks off of pervy guys like you are right now. If you really were old enough you wouldn't have to ask someone to buy you a drink.

"Are you sure you’re ok with sharing? Because I could usually eat a large pizza all by myself."

Yeah totally. I hate cold pizza so I rarely save what I don't eat (not that I usually have any left over) and take as much as you want it's completely fine.

Well, you don’t see that everyday.

Pizza or someone offering it? I hope you've seen pizza before though, that's a sad life if you haven't.

If you’re offering, sure. I’m not going to say no to free pizza.

Yup sure am, I don't like cold pizza so I won't save what I don't eat. Free pizza is always nice that's for sure. Take as many as you want.

"So, are you going to buy me a drink now or later?"

Are you even old enough to drink?

I could never be a teacher for little kids, I’d be giving them all As.

Believe me the temptation is there and most of the time they all get A's unless they don't turn in their homework at all and on tests.

A for effort is definitely the way to go. You don’t want to break any hearts now do you?

That's what's been happening for the last half hour, A's with little notes of encouragement. And certainly not, breaking a seven year old's heart would definitely write me a ticket to hell.