Rossatron vs. The World

We shouldn’t have to keep reposting this, but apparently people are too godddamn stupid to understand, so here we are.

Life goes on, strange isn’t it?

goosebumps

This is so chilling but fascinating

These were just too intriguing to not reblog

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Stop Scott.

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

my favorite post of 2013

I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard. “Hey Ellen, what’s up?” “I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.” “What’s the question?” “Has my marriage hurt your marriage?” “Um…no.” “Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”

I'm afraid he's got some bad news,,,,

This is the saddest gold.

TOO SOON! TOO SOON YOU SONS OF BITCHES!

Noooooooooooooo. ...

God Bless you Colter

^^^^^^^^ THIS