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*Ding!*
this form is… much smaller than i expected…
but it will suffice
Woah… cna I sell you now? I was being patient!
Uhhhhh are you ok though? I thought people who get goldored died or whatever
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OK! Golden foot! That’s Better! Maybe this one wont be from a dead Guy!!!
Nobody’s around, right…?
wait asecond.. why is it ringing..
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OK! Golden foot! That's Better! Maybe this one wont be from a dead Guy!!!
Nobody's around, right...?
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No FUCKIN WAY
ANOTHER GOLDEN ARM? SCORE!!
Oh wait... maybe I shouldn't do that again...
HRRGGGGG.... BUT IT'S TEMPTING...

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Well, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. I might as well be honest with everyone.
Yes, Bill's still dead. Sometimes weird posts still pop up here, he must've queued them? Or someone else has access to the account? Well, it makes less work for me, so I don't mind.
I saw the body myself. Nasty stuff, definitely not what I thought I signed up for. Politicians are such nice, honest people, who on earth would want to murder Bill?
Anyways, don't mind me. I'll just be continuing to pump out content for Bill and the Tories here. If I don't do a good job, I might get sacrificed to the Tory elders, so please like and retweet... err, reblog everything you can!
Intern
woah woah WOAH. buddy. Pal. Did you just sign this message as ‘intern’? Do you have worms or somethint? What’s wrong with you? Don’t you know the importantantce of a nane?
Ah! You’re quite a scary guy, aren’t you? Well, I don’t think I have worms. I just go by Intern because that’s what Bill called me. My mom also said that it’s dangerous to give my real name on the internet!
Wow, you’re really annoying. where’s Bill. Bill! Come back bill some weirdo toook your blog!
Listen up WEIRDO . Bill gave his real name on the internet, so why can’t you pussy? Huh? Think you’re better than Bill? Looknif anyone knows the importance of a name it’s ME. Sometimes you just gotta say your name! Sometjimes your name sounds lien a magic spell used at a crime scene, and so your name is actually an importbat part of the case and used to incrimite the correct witch! Something like that
Well, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. I might as well be honest with everyone.
Yes, Bill's still dead. Sometimes weird posts still pop up here, he must've queued them? Or someone else has access to the account? Well, it makes less work for me, so I don't mind.
I saw the body myself. Nasty stuff, definitely not what I thought I signed up for. Politicians are such nice, honest people, who on earth would want to murder Bill?
Anyways, don't mind me. I'll just be continuing to pump out content for Bill and the Tories here. If I don't do a good job, I might get sacrificed to the Tory elders, so please like and retweet... err, reblog everything you can!
Intern
woah woah WOAH. buddy. Pal. Did you just sign this message as ‘intern’? Do you have worms or somethint? What’s wrong with you? Don’t you know the importantantce of a nane?
Drink it?
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mmmmm… thinking about soup
Bufdy. I think your pregnant minister died. Can I be a witness please ? 🥺
Sure! You seem like a reliable guy!
Great. Here’s a pipe. I touched it a LOT, just for you.
Are we going to scot land yard? I think there was something else I had to do… I dunno
Er, thank you Sir! Ideally, we can get your statement at the Yard Station! Then afterwards, you can go do whatever until the trial!
Fantastic . I’m sure I’ll remember what I had to do when I get theree. Let’s goooooooooo
mmmmm… thinking about soup
Bufdy. I think your pregnant minister died. Can I be a witness please ? 🥺
Sure! You seem like a reliable guy!
Great. Here’s a pipe. I touched it a LOT, just for you.
Are we going to scot land yard? I think there was something else I had to do… I dunno

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mmmmm… thinking about soup
Bufdy. I think your pregnant minister died. Can I be a witness please ? 🥺
people are saying you are dead so. Are you dead?
…nnn…
NNNMMMBABA
Woah. Wouldn’t want to be that guy. His head looks like someone sat on it 40 times.
What’s the matter baby Bill? Find something? Don’t worry, I steal things from crimescenes all the time!
stdgfcggggh stb #?vrhrut
BILL OH MY GOD. HE'S FUCKING DEAD.
I'm... I'm going to be sick.
God.. my head... why this again...
AWAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BFJb bbbibi. b. bbujiomgffhdsvzc,,zdbgehrjtkghxfjojtiyyljy
Shit, Bill Hawks Jr.! He shouldn't have seen this! He's going to be scarred for life! We're going back to Greggs!
Wait that’s BILLL? OH SHIT. Dont worry guys I’ll be a witness im good at it.
I’m going to take a quxik little peek about. In case anything valuable IMPORTANT got dropped .
Well that was disappointing! I found nothing bt this pipe! Pretty cool, im enjoying the industrial aesthetic. I guess I gotta clean it though bill bled on it.