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GALE EDITION โถ part one
โcharming. hell is truly where we make it.โย
โall right, let that anger out however you see fit.โย
โi think iโll need a drink with the rest of that story.โ
โbetter safe than, well, dead.โย
โi see the art of eloquence is alive and well.โ
โiโm awed, impressed, and a little bit scared of you right now.โย
โletโs try to be diplomatic, shall we?โย
โthe dignified thing for me to say is โno, of course not. forthrightness before allโ, but honestly? yesโฆ i would have rather you lied.โ
โyou and i have very different definitions of right and wrong.โ
โgiven my propensity towards verbosity, it surely canโt be a surprise that i have a practised tongue.โย
โif you think you know best, go right ahead.โย
โallow me to live dangerously while i still can.โย
โif you use that knife, i will incinerate you.โย
โsweet that you care enough to murder meโฆ mind me if you donโt?โ
โiโm an open book, requiring only your gentle hands to turn my pages.โ
โoh, now that canโt be comfortable. especially for the corpses.โ
โdonโt take this the wrong way, but i think iโve just lost all respect for you.โ
โhmmโฆ good back support, but a little too tyrannical for my taste.โย
โwe all have our quirks when it comes to using magic. some more than others.โ
โha, you truly are testing the patience of a man who could level a city if he wished, you know.โ
โi find you quite irresistible. even illuminated by such rotten light as this place produces.โ
โi hope i didnโt make too much of an ass of myself just now.โ
โthatโsโฆ it? she โannoyed youโ? if that was just cause for killing someone iโd be dead a thousand times over!โ
โmight i suggest that was a little too easy?โ
โwell, this seems as good a time as any for me to stop babbling on.โ
โthe hand that feeds is the hand thatโs loved. itโll never leave your side now.โย
โstop licking the damn thing!โย
โi hope it has been made abundantly clear that to kill me isโฆ counterproductive.โ
โa little premature for us to start celebrating, i suppose.โย
โthere is poetry to be found in even the dingiest of holes.โย
โdestroying magic like this was my bread and butter.โ
โgenerosity is always a noble virtue - whether it be in the streets, at the charity box, or betwixt the sheets.โ
ย โnot how i wouldโve done it.โ
โi suppose such wicked killers deserve wicked ends.โย
โoh, i do apologize. i meant: are you studied in magic? namely: are you a wizard? which you are not.โ
โyour hide, your choice. not quite my cup of tea, though.โย
โwonderful! the more, the merrier.โย
โas an expert on the subject - iโd like to point out that blowing oneself up is never the solution.โ
โi have a cat, a library, and a weakness for a good glass of wine. and if the mood takes me, iโm known to try my hand at poetry.โย
โhow about now you make him kiss your feet next?โ
โsheโs, erm, perhaps a little rough around the edgesโฆ but i suppose i can be smooth enough for two.โย