ˢᶜᵃᵗᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ / DESTINIES *

“ life’s not fair, is it ? “

“ didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food ? “

“ what do you want ? “

“ oh, i shall practice my curtsey. “

“ what am i going to do with him ? “

“ we gotta go, wake up ! “

“ your son is awake. “

“ before sunrise he’s your son. “

“ oh, this is so humiliating. “

“ i never get to go anywhere… “

“ i despise guessing games. “

“ – you’re so weird. “

“ so where’re we going ? it better not be any place dumb. “

“ one day, you two are going to be married ! “

“ i can’t marry her, she’s my friend ! “

“ well, in that case, you’re fired. “

“ i… am a genius. “

“ hey genius, it was my idea. “

“ – pinned ya. “

“ danger ? i walk on the wild side. i laugh in the face of danger. “

“ calm down, we’re really sorry ! “

“ you deliberately disobeyed me. “

“ i thought you were very brave. “

“ _____, i’m very disappointed in you. “

“ i thought i might lose you. “

“ i’m surrounded by idiots. “

“ long live the king. “

“ you gotta get up… we gotta go home… “

“ help ! somebody, anybody ! “

“ what have you done ?! “

“ kill him. “

“ if you ever come back, we’ll kill you. “

“ can we keep him ? “

“ you okay, kid ? “

“ you nearly died. “

“ was it something i said ? “

“ she’s gonna eat me ! “

“ and your mother… what will she think ? “

“ i gravel at your feet. “

“ it’s like you’re back from the dead. “

“ you knew my father ? “

“ you have forgotten me… “

“ the past is in the past. “

“ i’m gonna take your stick. “

“ the monkey’s his uncle ? “

“ what do you want me to do ? dress in drag and do the hula ? “

“ hakuna matata ! “

“ no, you’re just not looking hard enough ! “

“ it’s over ! there’s nothing left… “

“ i am the king, i can do whatever i want ! “

“ give me one good reason why i shouldn’t rip you apart. “

“ i’d hate to be responsible for the death of a family member. “

“ it’s not true… tell me it’s not true “

“ i’ve put it behind me. “

“ it’s your fault he’s dead, do you deny it ? “

“ murderer ! “

“ no, i’m not a murderer ! “

“ tell them the truth ! “

“ let me out, let me out ! “

“ let me in, let me in ! “

“ are you talking to me ? “

“ please have mercy, i beg you ! “

“ you don’t deserve to live. “

“ why should i believe you ? “

“ everything you ever told me is a lie. “

“ i’m not like you. “

“ run. run away _____, and never return. “

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Swearing, knives, guns, blood.

INJURED

“This looks bad, [name].” “I’m not a masochist, if that’s what you’re thinking.” “Jeez-! This hurts, y’know!” “Reckon I’ll be able to make it back to the shack before collapsing?” “What, so you’re supposed to carry bandages everywhere now? That takes up space, [NAME]!” “I’d much rather be hopped up on various anesthetics than deal with this bullshit.” “Am I supposed to be seeing bone?” “I do not bond well with seeing blood, I’m afraid.” “I’ll bloody well swear as much as I want – this hurts!” “The knife that’s currently embedded in me is mine now. The fucker lost it the moment he stabbed me.” “When will I ever stop getting into these situations?” “If I’m going down, I gotta take ‘em with me.” “I’ll take you down with me too, just gimme a few moments.” “We’re making no progress with the whole limping thing here.” “Do you even know how painful getting shot in the arm is?! It’s really fucking painful!” “It sure would be nice if I could finally fucking die.” “Honestly, why didn’t the guy kill me, y’know? Would have been a better way of getting my shit.” “Seriously, this was a poorly done job. They should have fucking killed me instead of waiting for me to draw a gun!” “Okay, lesson learned; don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.” “Look, all I had on me was a fucking knife. What do you expect?” “If you don’t want me hissing and wheezing in pain every time I take a step, why don’t you pick me up?” “Bandages would be nice.” “If I die, tell [NAME] that I fucking hated their balls.” “I’m not gonna end up dying or anything, am I?”

NON-INJURED

“ What are you doing here? “

“ I didn’t know you cared. “

“ Who are you? You look kind of familiar. “

“ I’m not just gonna sit by and watch while you’re getting hurt! “

“ I thought you cared. “

“ What happened to us? “

“ Hey, watch out! “

“ You’re not supposed to be in here. “

“ I care about you, you know! “

“ You’re lying to me. “

“ I was lying, okay?! “ 

“ I didn’t mean to push you away. “

“ You know this is a terrible idea, right? “ 

“ Don’t lose hope. “ 

“ What the hell are you doing? “

“ I can’t do this anymore. “

“ You can’t give up, not now! “

“ I should really practice more often. “ 

“ Am I supposed to know who you are? “

“ Get out of my house! “

“ I’m not in love. “ 

“ You’re always welcome here, you know. “

“ I really think we should turn around. “

“ This is stupid, this is so stupid… “

“ What was that sound? “

“ Tell me you see that too. “

“ Come on, get up! “

“ Wake up, please! “

“ I can’t lose you too. “ 

“ I’m not sure how I’m supposed to react to this. “

“ I just want to keep you safe. “

“ You don’t think I’m annoying, do you? “

            (  I WANTED TO MAKE A POST ABOUT SOME PEOPLE I LOVE ON THIS SITE AND I’M TOO LAZY TO MAKE A WHOLE FOLLOW FOREVER BUT I’M NEARLY AT TWO YEARS HERE AND I AM JUST HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT IT TODAY SO HERE IS SO KISSES FOR ALL OF YOU <3  

@asgardianhammer @theboatbuilderswife @stxrmurdottir @needlcd @ofodinn @ircnwccd @unfcrtunatesculs @aprincessoftheblood @kristnirpresti @gentledottir @ingridthered @maegtig @qceenmother @strangestviking @irandalina @shewhobringssorrow

                      (   —  MUFFLED SCREAMING.   ) ???  – hello yes, I passed the 1k followers this weekend and I’ve just been pinching myself because how? I’m honestly speechless because when I made this blog 2,5 years ago I never thought it would still be a thing now but boooy look at me now.  ( trash extraordinaire ). I know I already made a bias list when I celebrated my two years here, but a lot has changed since then and I honestly just want to give you all my love ?!? Thank you, thank you all so much for sticking with me and Helgs for all these years now. I owe you dears all so much you have no idea ❤

     ELSKR.  ( beloved ) Those who I stalk 24/7, and stalk me back 24/7. Not a day goes by where I do not talk or rp with them for hours straight and Gods I honestly don’t know what I would do without them in my life ???

@flokithetrickster  —  MY TRASH WIFE, Muts extraordinaire && delicious partner in crime. I love Elle way too much. She is the Floki to my Helga && the one reason I write Helga how I write her today. Both me and Helga would be lost without her and Floki. She’s been by my side for almost 2 years now and I honestly still can’t believe how lucky I am to have found her and that she allowed me to rub Helga all over her. Both OOC && IC, she dragged me through some of the worst moments of my life and we would not be here today if it wasn’t for her ❤

@swcrnprotector — undead™ zweefteef central over here. Having known each other for years already, maybe spoken 1 or 2 words over the course of 3 years and then BAM things.  ( aka vikings happened ). I honestly do not deserve her and her goodness and strawberry vodka. Pure quality and pure trash in one cuddable package here. I love her sm && I couldn’t have been luckier to have her around.

     SKULDALIÐ.  ( family ) People I am proud to call my friends, those I know I can go to both IC && OOC without even hesitating. You guys mean so much to me, and I’m so blessed to have met you ❤ thank you for always having been there for me && Helgs.

@aslaugtheseeress – @haraldharfagra – @ingridthered – @kristnirpresti – @myriadxofxmuses – @ofodinn – @princeubbe – @queenofkategat – @ragnarsscn – @shewhobringssorrow – @skutilsveininn – @strangestviking

     KUNNINGI.  ( acquaintance ) Those I have had the pleasure to write with, or hope to do so in the future but love seeing on my dash without a doubt. You are all so incredibly amazing ❤

@alldaddy – @allmom – @angrboda-flokadottir – @anthologees – @asgardianhammer – @battlejcy – @bjcrke – @boncless – @bryghter – @dvelja – @edhelaran – @ellisindierps – @fayofavalon – @gulldrengur – @hclywcrs – @helvitisbrokentoy – @hviitserk – @ircnbcrn – @ircnwccd – @kraventhegreat – @lokakin – @maegtig – @needlcd – @pheriannath – @qceenmother – @ravenfeed – @ringbearer – @secrettraditions – @servinglies – @sifshieldmaiden – @sinnhelmingr – @sonderistic – @springmother – @springnamed – @stxrmurdottir – @thomashamiltcn – @unfcrtunatesculs – @vetrskati – @warriorswithin – @wildmoored – @wxderwillen

Holy heck!?! Where did you all come from? 

At the end of November last year I added Ubbe to my multi-muse…. it took only 4 weeks before he had his own side-blog because this man demands his own place. In just over 9 months, over 1000 of you have made your way to that follow button for one reason or another and though I have been on and off with my activity - the new season approaching has me sticking around and eager to be active with more canon and as always more AU stuff. 

But these 9 months would have been nothing without old and new friends. Some of which I have come to rely on as a part of my daily life. I wake up in the morning and check our group chat to see what each has been up to and just generally feel as though we have our own family. There are others I have known for years, that I just would still not be here without.

Wifey: 

@deathishergift  & @wecouldbehcroes

Kattegat Family: (and all of your other blogs, just linking one of each)

@shewhobringssorrow || @ofodinn || @theboatbuilderswife || @kristnirpresti || @ingridthered || @skutilsveininn || @flokithetrickster || @strangestviking || 

Those I will admire: (either for this blog or another side-blog or just because I stalk… and if you have multiple blogs, I won’t list them all because it is likely I follow them all.)

@thencrtherngirl || @sonderistic || @ladycatherinegordon || @sinnhelmingr || @bellexmort ||  @myriadxofxmuses || @ircnwccd || @trueheda || @needlcd || @inexactexpiration ||  @anditsxsorrows || @notreallyablackwell  || @ragnarsscn || @insomniacsmuses