Tourney Day 1 - Sentence Meme
“I can’t believe Exalt Anri’s birthday present was getting beat up by his son.”
“So if he’s Berkut, and he’s also Berkut, who’s the Berkut dancing with Rinea?”
“You’re Berkut, I’m Berkut… Are there any more Berkuts I should know about?”
“LANCE OF JUSTICE, STRIKE TRUE!”
“I’m still confused about the whole Lif situation.”
“Do you think that kid’s going to be okay fighting a dragon?”
“If Caspar wins his next match, he may have to face Grima in the finals.”
“Did you hear that scream on the beach earlier?”
“I sat too close to the beach when the dragons were up… I’m still drenched.”
“Poor thing. I’ll get you a towel.”
“Which of today’s matches was your favourite?”
“Is Edelgard going to be okay?”
“Wait, so who won again?”
“Who do you think’s going to make it to the finals?”
“Lon’qu’s luck is absolutely ridiculous.”
“It’s not luck, it’s skill.”
“Stick near Lon’qu: he brings good luck.”
“Stay away from Anri: he curses all that approach.”
“Have you considered that maybe Anri is just a terrible jouster and Lon’qu’s a sword nut?”
“Is it really ok to go in the ocean? There might be stray piece of obstacle.”
“Do you think they’re selling ice cream somewhere?”
“How many scoops do you want? Two? Three? Eight?”
“So there’s Fear the Deer, but why don’t the other two houses have catchphrases?”
“How did you find today’s matches?”
“I’m surprised Anna hasn’t been promoting her products with each introduction.”
“Chrom’s joking about that drink, right?”
“How many outfits will the exalt get through this time?”
“I thought dragons were meant to be rare, but SIX of them competed today?!”
“I want Raphael to bench press me.”
“Psst. Keep a secret? I’m planning to bench press FOUR people at one, but Chrom says that isn’t allowed.”