𝙈𝙊𝙋𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿 !

even  with  malivore  unleashing  threats        like  some  monster-of-the-week  subscription  service,     as  far  as  the  student  body  was  concerned,     the  real  big  bads  were  the  mystic  falls  timberwolves     ---     and,     by  proxy,     the  quarterback  who  failed  to  lead  the  stallions  to  victory.     that’s  right,     his  short-lived  brush  with  popularity  ended  just  as  quickly  as  his  athletic  career,     one  wrong  move  and  he  was  persona  non  grata.     in  a  strange  way,     he  found  it  liberating.     with  no  one  looking  to  him  for  heroics,     he’s  free  to  once  again  wrap  himself  in  solitude’s  security  blanket.     rest  assured,     there’s  no  one  more  qualified  to  lament  than  annie  cresta.     she  doesn’t  deserve  the  grief  their  classmates  give  her     ---     in  landon’s  experience,     few  do.      ❛     thanks  for  the  save.      ❜      dropping  into  the  vacant  seat,     he  reveals  a  grateful  half-smile  and  pulls  a  singular  headphone  from  his  ear.      ❛     everyone’s  looking  at  me  like  i  kicked  their  dog.      ❜

#i don't find it to be a funny plot device like he rly has to go through the trauma of dying over and over again#and we don't know if there's a limit on how many times he can come back yet#we don't know how his magic works so i just#yeah i don't like it

❛     hey!     my  butt-to-thigh  ratio  is  well  within  normal  range     ---     i  think.     what  exactly  is  the  societal  standard  for  butt  size?     ❜

actually i’m pretty sure all the students are still minors at this point and anyone who ages them up with the sole purpose of writing smut will catch a huge block