i cant drive because i believe in the inherent romance of the passenger seat 

want to wear a cute lil skirt and keep bending over in front of u til u lose it and fuck me senseless

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

These are your building years. Be intentional with who & what you invest your time into.

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

Gays heard the phrase “louder than gods revolver and twice as shiny” and took it as dress code instructions.

Personally, I’m not seeing the problem here.