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feed him

he is deciding

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

@brookelynne @camdamage I feel like you guys would appreciate this.

im bored i want a bf

I’m available

Whoever is really meant to be in your life will always gravitate back to you, no matter how far they wander off

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

I WILL REBLOG THIS UNTIL I DIE

the standard ‘murder will not be tolerated in this family’ lecture

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

Video: Parrot Grooms Himself with Cotton Swab

well what happened

bad news