Breathe Through the Breeze

listening to one direction after not having listened for a while is An Experience.. ready to run? gay. strong? gay. happily? gay. HOME?? gay. if i couLD FLY?? GAY. a gay blessing. thank you gathers (gay fathers).

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

ppl are reblogging this saying it is “such a straight fuckboy thing 2 say” so i would just like 2 announce….,,,…..,. im a girl

I just want to take a minute of your time to say that MITAM deserved a Grammy, every One Direction album deserved a Grammy, no One Direction album has been nominated for a Grammy ever and uh the Grammys are an elitist sham!

I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.

chris evans vs james franco

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.