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@elvish--presley
Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)
Woah mama, if you’re transphobic you get the Elvis Parsley Chiapet Special (a bullet ant but not a nice one, this son’gun bites)
Ela emal if you're transphobic you get the Elvish Presley special (an arrow to the chest) (it was supposed to be a warning shot but Dwarvish Presley bumped my bow)
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elves?
where?!
Woah mama, right here.
I think with how Elvis impersonators work is that they're all a huge mind connected to the real elvis
We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.
We Are Numerous. We Are Powerful. We Are Allvis.
Elvis was a hero in motion 🕺
Whoa mama, this post was made for me.
Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.
Ela emal, I will not stand for elf erasure. Prepare to be boarded.
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They have WHAT
you can't just say woah mama
Woah mama yes I can
This makes me sad
This is identity theft.
Legolas beat the shit out of me again
Ela emal, this is slander
Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.
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Woah mama everyone join in we gotta get them the cat and name it Elvis
Ela emal everyone pls interact with this post so my fellow Elvis can get a new cat friend.
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I think the funniest part of this post is everyone who knows just enough about languages to correct OP but not enough to understand the whole thing so there are comments like “What the fuck do you mean American is a romance language when it’s Germanic, please talk to a linguist” while not touching on, say, “sanscript”
Woah mama this would be funny if it wasn't racist.
Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you
I have a sword
And I have a bow
Woah mercy, mod finally caught a photo of the beautiful sandwich he's been a makin' us for breakfast lately, humina humina!
Check it out:
Ain't that just somethin'? Peanut butter and banana with bacon on waffles! Tasty!
Mod says this right here's the ultimate breakfast sandwich and I couldn't agree more, uh-huh uh-huh 👉👉
Ela emal, I don't know what 'peanut butter' is but that looks tasty.
(for the mod)
1) you seem cool
2) how'd you get the idea for this blog?
I thought this blog would be funny so I made it! If you have a funny idea, you should go through with it because it could become *gestures at follower account*
I saw this guy and thought ”haha, what if him but elf"
Thoughts on JKR celebrating Britain's supreme court ruling on trans women
Elvis Special (a bullet)
Posthaste
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If you're trans I love you
Woah mama, if you're trans the Elvis(h)verse loves you.
I think it'd be reeeaaalllyyy funny if like all the Elvis accounts were run by one person but absolutely no one knew
woah mama we wouldn't have a discord server if that was true
There's a discord server??????????
woah mama of course we elvii must stick together after all huh-huh
"average Tumblr user runs 3 Elvis blogs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Tumblr user runs 0 Elvis blogs. Elvis Georg, who lives in cave & runs over 150 Elvis blogs, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
