Elvis Compressedly

She/her for the mod, or anything really (I don’t care much lol)

I’m Elvis but in the alternate timeline where he got shoved under a hydraulic press while singing “A Little Less Conversation”. It was a tragic event *sadly moves hips*

I was found outside the studio by a wise little frog who taught me how to navigate the world from this strange new angle. I would die for them, athankyouverymuch.

Rick Astley is my EX boyfriend. He knows what he did.

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tagging some of you guys so that it gets more reach, hope you don't mind

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she's a drag queen :)

This is drag

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