Excelsior

finished rereading the fifth season today. 'I understand why you did it. I'll never forgive you.' continues to haunt me. devastating

imagine living like a king someday LOL a single night without a ghost in the walls LMAOOO

No you can't send me a notification. You are an app on my phone for my convenience, not for my annoyance.

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

Sometimes a family is you, your gay boyfriend, your lesbian mother, your gay dads, and the asexual woman you have a child with

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds