Still sprouting

This is dope

Great!

Reblog the shit out of this

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass 

fuck u @ past me….. u were right 

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

every time i see this post it’s accompanied by a different horrifying painted man baby

you know when you feel the exact moment your mood drops. like that One Second where you’re like Ah Here We Go Again

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

I hate to be the one to break this to you, dude, but as a general rule, women don’t pretend to virulently hate men they’re secretly in love with as some sort of elaborate courtship ritual. That’s a trope we made up to justify why the male protagonist always gets the girl in the end even when it’s starkly at odds with prior characterisation. In real life, if she acts like she thinks you’re a creep, it’s because she thinks you’re a creep!

Specifically, it’s a trope invented so that male authors (and readers) can tell themselves that the women who tell them to fuck off secretly want to fuck them, so it’s romantic and totally not creepy to continue harassing them.

the fact that this person edited the gif to lag

Wart ihr ein KiKa, Super RTL, Nickelodeon oder RTL2 Kind?