quinntess

the average sperm whale dispenses nearly 5 gallons of sperm in one ejaculation. you are not an average sperm whale. you're just a girl on estrogen squibbling out 2 droplets of what you'd call cum on too much ofa

ladies always say they'd kill for my hair, but when I bring up my list, they say oh no, not like, seriously, like. metaphorically. or not like really. they wouldn't really kill for my hair. thus I'm again disappointed, cause the girls won't kill high profile figures for me

can I bum a cogarette, I need a rotation

according to the statistics the gayer u r, the gayer the room gets, ya, like a tempratur

stop feeling guilty over whatever the fuck is bugging you and wash the dishes girl, theres a life to live in those suds.

my wenis squirms at the thought of you

live a little, say fuck in your interview

had a dream where I was my besties dog and its the happiest I've ever been I'm not going to think critically about this at all

if I were a state transportation worker I would simply not blow up a dead whale carcass on the beach with a half-tom of dynamite, but I'd be tempted

love the way you limp your wrists/biscuit

all the cats you've ever see had their penis' ripped iff. evfn the girl cats, bob barker was too powerfil

why do I have nostalgia for the windows phone, microsoft sucks ass

why are y'all fuckin in the gender neutral restroom I need to piss!

sometimes you and your friends in-joke is about bleach the beverage. sometimes its piss