but for the record my heart is sore.

one time I texted my friend a picture of me making an ugly face at a bad angle and he got angry at me because he was about to have sex with his girlfriend and saw it and then couldn’t get a boner

live fast die young drink capri sun

i wish you could ctrl+f textbooks

OH MY GOD i did not know that existed you just made my day wow thank you

what

thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut

your text post was funny but I’m not gonna reblog it bc I hate you

an ancient chinese proverb says “if I don’t reply to you then leave me the fuck alone” haha whoa Crazy

I don’t know I hate talking to the same person for so long it makes me feel dependent and comfortable and I hate putting both of those in the hands of someone else I don’t trust anyone I don’t trust my barber either last time he shaped me up he cut a gash in my cheek I can’t deal with commitment it makes me so anxious